This is the story of 2 young men of the Lord(ok, that's the first of a bunch of lies), both pure of heart, both on a mission from God. One hailing from the true home of bluegrass music, legendary Ventura California, and the other from the SaarRocky Mountains, birthplace of German Country(it's a well kept secret). They met in front of a dusty roadhouse church one lonely night, both looking for some old testament style action, both too ugly to get any from the ladies. So after tipping all the cows in a 27 mile radius, they came up with a plan.
If they were going to get in good graces with the womanfolk, they needed to be either rich or famous, preferably both. Since neither owned a gun(or could shoot worth a damn), they decided to get famous first and the let the money roll in all by itself. What better way to do that than by becoming famous musicians(Oasis did it, and I don't think anybody will claim that they are pretty-boys), but how to go about it? The looked at their options, and what kind of music they had done up to that point. Sly had already done his musical missionary work in Africa, singing the lords tunes, and blowing the Shofar along with those mighty fine english ministers Right Said Fred. Boxcar Boyle, having spread the word all over Europe, singing the praises of the God of Hellfire, decided it was time to get back to the roots and follow the teachings of the good book-
"I will sing to the LORD,
for he is highly exalted.
The horse and its rider
he has hurled into the sea"-Exodus 15:1
and what better way to keep that mean son of a...uh...cowgirl from doing the same to these two sinners than praising his name with(what else)
-Country/Western & Bluegrass Music-
Send your donations now and we will sing to the heavens on your behalf, and God will hear our words because we are his chosen ones. He told us so himself. Send us all of your worldly belongings now to insure your place in Heaven. If, after reaching Heaven, you are not 100% satisfied, we will gladly refund the entire amount-no questions asked.
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Acoustic Guitar
Gimme Hope Obama
Sly&039;n&039;Boyle - KISS
Hochgeladen von glueckauf
Sly 'n' Boyle - Big in Japan(Viehmarkt Illingen, 2008)
..