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About Me

Once, a child was born and his parents called him Joe. Growing up in Canoga Park was easy. Then his family took a journey to a place full of sand and decided that it was hot and ugly and a perfect place to raise a family (bad choice mom and dad). This is when Joe became one of the sand people of the land called Palmdale. He got in trouble in school and did (quite) a few drugs. Then he was all like...Fuck this. I wanna go to DeVry. And lo and behold DeVry let him in (you have only to ask)!. So he went there for a (long) time. He got stoned alot and learned a little while he was there. He made a friend there who was Brian and Brian would open a bank and that would be awesome. Then DeVry said "Ok, your all done now" and Joe went to live in the hills above Chino with Brian his new banker friend. Brian offered excellent loans to Joe for (very) little interest. And Joe took all of them. Then Joe got a job renting cars. He slowly paid Brian off and had money to buy things like food and clean underwear. About this time he met a pretty girl. Her name was Barbie and Joe said to himself "She will be mine....OH YES! She WILL be mine". Then Joe was like "Hey Baby....wanna do it?" And Barbie was like "hell mother yeah!" and that was awesome. Then Joe met Barbies friend Lynn and her husband Bobby. They lived with an extremely high level of awesomeness and Joe was intrigued. Bobby played things called 'games' on a device known as a 'Playstation'. There were others who also enjoyed the device and the ultimate gaming foursome was formed! Along with Joe and Bobby there came Sir Richard the Bloggerheart and Kevin the MEH. Then Joe took Barbie and moved her to Texas. In Texas they had a house built and fought against all odds to move into the house. Many obstacles stood in their way but they persevered and overcame them one by one together. Now they live in Texas and will soon move into the house. Then they will get married. Then they will do it alot and make babies. Then they will live happily ever after. And that my friends, is just a little about me.Check the tatts!!! Chasing each other around my leg. I know...fuckin pimp!

My Interests

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From Go-Quiz.comBossing you around, bossing them around, going home early to play my bass guitar and play Conquer Online or 9Dragons! Check it out at conqueronline.com and 9dragons.com! I like to go see my friends bands American Girlfriend and The Relatives around SoCal. Mostly though, I like spending time with my beautiful girlfriend who I love SOOOO much!!

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Hertz for a power lunch. I would also like to meet anyone from another planet/universe/dimension. That would be cool. Especially if they didn't want to probe me. I would also like to meet my evil opposite. Then I would kill him and eat his liver with some farva? beans and a nice chianti. I would like to meet anyone that can imbue me with the power of flight. I would use it for the benefit of man-kind and also for the benefit of my financial situation. If I could help people and get rich by flying around, I totally would. I would also like to meet Ben Roethlisberger. I would give him a high five and tell him we still love him. Thank you. That is all.

Music:

Im an undercover punk rocker....shhh....its a secret. Old DK, Fugazi, Descendents, Pixies, Misfits.....that kinda stuff. Anything I can shake my money maker to. I also like Skankin Pickle, Aquabats, Reel Big Fish, Flogging Molly, Louis Armstrong, American Girlfriend, The Relatives, Tool, Primus, Social Disortion, Weezer,old Metallica, Gwar, Strapping Young Lad, Death, Pantera (RIP Dimebag), Rancid, The Transplants, Pennywise, Guttermouth, NOFX, The Doors, System of a Down, Audioslave, Dropkick Murphys, My Chemical Romance.....

Movies:

Spaceballs, Starship Troopers, Napoleon Dynamite, Super Troopers, anything James Bond or Indiana Jones, Swingers, old dumb kung-fu movies, The Lost Boys, The Warriors, The Secret of Nihm, The Labyrith, The Princess Bride, The Goonies, Top Gun, Karate Kid, Finding Nemo, The Terminator, Predator, Iron Eagle, Con-Air, terrible horror movies, and anything starring.....me!

Television:

Dexter, 24, boxing (Ricky Hatton is the man), football (Steelers for life bitches!), MMA(Chuck Lidell pwns the boys and Gina Carano pwns the girls),hockey (Ducks AKA My Duckies), baseball (Angels AKA The Yankee Killers), my newly adopted San Antonio Spurs! Go home team!!! Scrubs , Simpsons, Family Guy, Southpark, Everybody Love Raymond, Ali G, Chapelle Show, and anything starring......me!

Books:

I don't know how to read.....I went to DeVry otherwise known as DumbVry!

Heroes:

.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow

79%

James Bond, Agent 007

75%

El Zorro

67%

Lara Croft

63%

Batman, the Dark Knight

63%

The Amazing Spider-Man

50%

Maximus

46%

Indiana Jones

42%

Neo, the "One"

38%

The Terminator

33%

William Wallace

33%
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