ROMANTIC |
MUSE - describes a person who inspires you in some way. This may not be a strictly romantic or erotic type of inspiration, but might also be used to describe a person who has provided you with profess...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
IS IT LOVE? |
COPY AND PASTE
1. Can you tell me what love is?
2. Can you touch it or smell it?
3. Is it something real like you or me?
4. Does it solve our problems like a counselor or a judge?
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Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
HOW TO SPOT A LIAR |
BODY LANGUAGES BASICS
These are pointers and are not neccessarily ironclad ways of telling if someone is being less than honest with you, how ever, they will help. Developing and following your insti...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
POEMS |
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohhh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your ton...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
TO THE ONE I LOVE |
To the one I love, the one I adore
My only goal in life, the one I live for.
Though we may fight more than we get along,
I hope our relationship will never go wrong.
I love to be with you,...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or hav...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Five Reasons Why Sex Is Good |
Five Reasons Why Sex Is Good
1. YOU'RE GETTING A GOOD WORKOUT. Would you rather run 75 miles or have sex three times a week for one year? While both burn the same number of calories (about 7,500),...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
*FILL THIS OUT IF U R BORED!!* |
-COPY AND PASTE-
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you Like My Space?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you p...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
