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karl

SHOULDA GONE BEFORE I LEFT

About Me

I'm a 42 year old professional punk rocker/artist/standup philosopher. I have a boston terrier named Claude,and I live in a cave. I HAVE PLAYED MUSIC WITH THE DESCENDENTS,ALL, THE LAST,THE LEMONHEADS ALL SYSTEMS GO,THE VULTURES,THE PRE$IDENT$ WIVE$,THE JACK RUBY TRIO THE MASSACRE GUYS, MAIMED FOR LIFE,DRAG THE RIVER,GOGOL BORDELLO AND THE BAD YODELERS.

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My Interests

MUSIC,COMIC BOOKS, POETRY,SCHWINN BICYCLES,COFFEE,MEXICO IN GENERAL,COOKING,AND OF COURSE, DRINKING.

I'd like to meet:

TOM WAITES,ISAAC HAYES, DR.CAREY MULLIS,BASS PLAYERS IN GENERAL,AND A WHOLE LOT OF FAMOUS DEAD PEOPLE

Music:

ROCK AND ROLL, JAZZ, SOUL,AND VIRTUALLY ANYTHING THAT TELLS A GOOD STORY OR MAKES YOU LAUGH,CRY,SCREAM,SCREW OR TRASH THE BEDROOM.OTIS REDDING IS MY HERO,THE RAMONES WERE THE BEST ROCK BAND EVER EXCEPT FOR BLACK SABBATH. THE MINUTEMEN (D. BOON DIED FOR OUR SINS)AUDIO KARATE,BANG SUGAR BANG,IMMORTAL DOMINION,ORNETTE COLEMAN,AD INFINITUM

Movies:

DAVID LYNCH, HAL HARTLEY,JOHN WATERS,JIM JARMUSCH,LITTLE BIG MAN IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME.CARTOONS,SCIENCE FICTION,HORROR,AND WEIRD LITTLE FOREIGN FILMS THAT NO ONE EVER WILL SEE.

Television:

I GET EXACTLY ONE CHANNEL ON MY T.V., THE U.P.N. AFFILIATE OUT OF WYOMING SO I AM NEVER UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT TELEVISION IS ANYTHING MORE THAN A DISTRACTION AT BEST AND A NUISANCE AT WORST. ASK YOUR SELF- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE MORE THAN 25 FEET AWAY FROM A T.V.?

Books:

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, NAUSEA, SHE'S COME UNDONE,GEEK LOVE, ANYTHING BY HARRY CREWS,CRAPPY HORROR NOVELS,HENRY MILLER.

Heroes:

OTIS REDDING, DOSTOYEVSKY,BUCKMINSTER FULLER,BILLIE HOLLIDAY,HANKS SENIOR AND THIRD,FREDENSREICH HUNDERTWASSER,JACK KIRBY,DR. J, JAMES JAMERSON,BOOKER T AN THE M.G.S,JESUS CHRIST, DR. KING,MAYA ANGELOU, EMMA GOLDMAN, WOODY ALLEN,LENNY BRUCE,BILL STEVENSON.

My Blog

MOM ALWAYS SAID I HAD A FACE MADE FOR RADIO

WELL, I DID THIS INTERVIEW THING LAST WEEKEND, AND IF ANYBODY WAS LISTENING, THANKS. MY ONLY PROBLEM WITH THE EVENING WAS I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO INCLUDE ALL OF THE MUSIC I HAD PREPARED.AS FOR MY...
Posted by karl on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:55:00 PST

DEE-VORCE DEE-RUNKENESS--DEE PRESSION

AWRIGHT, SO HERE'S THE DEAL. YOU MEET THIS GIRL WHO MAKES TIME STAND STILL. YOU MARRY SAID GIRL,AND THINGS ARE MORE THAN ALLRIGHT FOR A WHILE. UNTILL THERE ARE BILLS, AND JUST PLAIN DAY TO DAY LAH- DE...
Posted by karl on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:16:00 PST

FRIENDS LISTS AND MY GLACIAL COMPUTER

SO, I JUST GOT THROUGH ADDING A SHIT-TON OF FOLKS TO MY FRIENDS LIST,DUE TO MY GLACIAL-SPEED DIAL-UP COMPUTER IT TOOK FUGGIN' FOREVER, BUT YOU SHOULD ALL BE IN THERE BY NOW.ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU PLAY ...
Posted by karl on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:59:00 PST

FUNNY HUMOR

SO......THESE 2 YOUNG FISH ARE SWIMMING OUT TO SEA. AS THEY ARE DOING SO, THEY PASS AN OLD FISH WHO SHOUTS OUT TO THEM-"HOW'S THE WATER, BOYS?"SO, THE 2 YOUNG FISH KEEP SWIMMING, 50, 100, 200, MILES O...
Posted by karl on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:26:00 PST

THE WORLD REFUSES TO END ON SCHEDULE

Y'KOW, A LOT OF US PEOPLE WHO GREW UP DURING THE COLD WAR WERE CERTAIN THAT WE WOULD ALL BE VAPORIZED INTO INCANDESCENT DUST WITHIN 5 YEARS OR LESS.THE FACT THAT IT AIN'T HAPPENED YET IS A MIRACLE.SO,...
Posted by karl on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:56:00 PST

ALL BASSDUDES GO TO HEAVEN

SO I'VE BEEN ONLINE A LOT LATELY TRYING TO STIR UP A BAND. DUE TO MY MUSICAL BACKGROUND I GET A LOT OF BASS PLAYERS WRITING ME WITH QUESTIONS AND OPINIONS AND ALL THAT STUFF.I ALWAYS LOVED BASS, I PLA...
Posted by karl on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:39:00 PST

WRETCHED B-DAYS, AND ROCK N'ROLL WEEKENDS

SO, I TURNED 42 LAST FRIDAY,HOW THE HELL DID I GET THIS OLD WITHOUT GETTING ANY SMARTER? THANKS TO THE WELL WISHERS,AND THE SHOT PROVIDERS,IT CUSHIONED THE BLOW.THE CAPPER OF THE WEEKEND WAS WATCHING ...
Posted by karl on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:13:00 PST

NOT THAT FAR GONE

IT'S BEEN POINTED OUT BT THE HANDFULL OF FOLKS WHO HAVE READ MY BLOG THAT I SOUND ALL MORRISEY,I.E. DEPRESSED, BUMMED OUT,ETC.WELL, THE TRUTH IS THAT YEAH, IT HASN'T BEEN THE MOST POSITIVE CENTURY SO ...
Posted by karl on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:49:00 PST

THE SIDEMAN'S BLUES

I LOVE BASS,IT HAS GIVEN ME MORE SATISFACTION THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE. THE PROBLEM IS,IF YOU ARE ANY GOOD AT IT, NOBODY EVER WANTS YOU TO DO ANYTHING ELSE,AND APPARENTLY MAKES IT NEXT TO IMPOSS...
Posted by karl on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:20:00 PST

what the hell happened

SO HERE I SIT, IN MY CAVE IN COLORADO WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED. I WAS HAPPILY MARRIED WITH A COOL BAND AND SUDDENLY IT WAS ALL SWEPT OUT FROM UNDER ME.THE WIFE BAILED, THE BAND AIN'T TOURED IN 3 YEARS,...
Posted by karl on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:24:00 PST