Miss Asho Dirty(Yzerman!)Poo

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Here's the Rundown About Me
- My name is Ashley. I'm 21 years old. I'm fucking awesome.
- I'm a student at Wilfrid Laurier University (GO HAWKS!). I'm studying History, Sociology and Psychology. In no particular order. I hate History. I hate Sociology. Don't ask why I'm studying them - I might get angry.
- I'm on 4 different medications. Guess what for.
- I've had the same best friend for the past 16 years. We're roommates for the 3rd year in a row. She's the coolest shit ever.
- I have a boyfriend. We've been together just over a year. He's amazing. I absolutely adore him and don't know what I'd do without him right now. I love him so hard.
- I humped Deryck Whibley of Sum 41's leg. Seriously. And he loved it.
- Emm Gryner has a photograph that I took of her up on her website. http://emm-gryner.deaddaisy.org/emmbassy/?q=node/79
- I run the up and coming number 1 place for Brown Brigade fans.
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- I'm an independant contractor for a top secret agency that I cannot divulge information about. Seriously.
- I have a cat named Steve Yzerman. He is my soul. I have a hamster named Murphy, two goldfish named Dante and Randall, and a caterpillar named Geoffery.
- Brown is my favourite colour.
- I'm a Star Wars geek to the core. I own more than one plastic lightsabre. Seriously.
- I am the Volunteer Coordinator of the Kitchener-Waterloo chapter of the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of Canada. Ask me of you'd like to donate, volunteer, or just get more information about the cause.
- I'm in love with Johnny Knoxville.
- I'm a photographer, and taking pictures keeps me sane. I'm more than willing to take pictures for/of bands free of charge. I just want to do what I love and share it with the world.
- I've been sober since September 2nd. And I just realized that that makes me sound like some straightedge, scene motherfucker. I'm not. Medication = no booze for me.
- I write music and movie reviews for the internet's hottest teen website.
- I'm a hockey junkie. And no, not like all those girls that say they're fans but really aren't - I know my shit, and I love the game. I'm a recovering Wings fan who was hanging by the thread of Steve Yzerman. Now that he's gone, my allegiance to the team is as well. My team was 1994-1999...specifically 1997...2006 Detroit Red Wings are not my team. I'm leaning towards Edmonton. But no one is still reading this point...
- I'm freakishly obsessed with cherries, Canadiana potato salad, and turkey sandwiches.
- I have a hard on for music to the most uncomfortable and embarassing degree. I know, every teenage, myspace, scenester motherfucker on here is the most hardcore music fan ever in their own eyes but...it had to be said, cliche or not. I know I'm not the most hardcore ever, but I really love music. Mostly rock, but I absolutely adore some random stragglers from every genre. Try me. Preferably local-ish, on myspace though...live shows are key to make me love you, so if I can't see you live - you'd better rock the fucking house on myspace. And that's hard to do.
Feel free to drop me a line or friend me, BUT, do not add me without sending a message. And do not add me if you aren't going to socialize with me. I have no problem with chatting up randoms and I love meeting new people and experiencing new bands - but if you're not going to talk to me, or at least let me know tourdates of your band: don't waste my time. Time is money, biznatches.