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About Me


I am:
-shy
-cynical
-insanely awesome
-sarcastic
-overly nice
-a dick
I will:
-Let you take advantage of me
-Egg your car
-Let you think you're right, when you're unbelievably wrong
-Call your mom and let her know I can't hold your drugs anymore
-Cross the line
-Bang your little brother that fell down the well
Likes:
-Highfives
-Lying
-Playing Nintendo
-mewithoutYou
-Street Teams
-Waking up, and not remembering the night before
-bestweekever.tv
-Talking about old tv shows
-Nights that start out bad, but turn out great
-Analogies
-Day dreaming
-Mutton Chops
-Doug Funny
-Obscure pop culture references
Hates:
-When people dont get the joke
-Talking on the phone
-People that cant text
-Selfish People
-When little girls look up to horrible role models
- People that download music illegally
-People that don't watch Scrubs
-People with Mullets
-Shirts with played out sayings
-People that claim to be afraid of clowns
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Danny DeVito, so I could punch that cunt right in the face.

My Blog

Clip shows

I hate them.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:46:00 GMT

Interest include:

Tanning and being tanShowing my cats to peopleI honestly don't know if this chick is intentionally retarded or if all some sort of elaborate joke to fool anyone she comes into contact with, either way...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:35:00 GMT

Thanks CMT

For providing me hours of entertainment. I never realized how weird white people could be.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:19:00 GMT

Jessica + John

+ me = loveYou guys are the only one's that bother to read that stupid shit I write here. So as a thank you I'm makin some chicken parm tonight so come on over for dinner.
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:52:00 GMT

Ya big dummy

Dear black people,I know we've had our problems in the past and I'm sorry about that, My bad. I just happen to be super white inside, and I can't help. Its the way G-d*made me. I can't help it. So cut...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:20:00 GMT

My new favorite thing to do

Watch CMT and laugh at white people. You guys are silly.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:25:00 GMT

Fun Fact

If I was a boy for a day I'd find Neil Patrick Harris and bang him.
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:28:00 GMT

I could die and that would be alright.

Alright. sljfal I really do need something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life.
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:01:00 GMT

Awesome!

Life is getting pretty good. I'm about to be super high I'm about to watch Super High Me w/ doug bensen! I'm seeing mwY twice next week I'm going home sooon
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:48:00 GMT

I bet the best thing about being a mom is

knowing exactly what to say to make your kids hate everything about themselves. School does nothing except stress me out! I need break.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:26:00 GMT