NORTH JERSEY
we're good at sports, we drive fast, we're loud, we're funny, we have the best cell phone reception, we loved high school and we love going home for break because our towns are families, we played beer pong and learned how to tap kegs before you touched a solo cup, home to Jason Kidd, Phil Simms, DMX, Fat Joe, Vince Carter, Eddie Murphy, Rev Run (Joseph Simmons), Wyclef Jean, Ja Rule, our houses are worth more than your moms, driving into the city is a hop skip and a jump away, our pizza and bagels are the best in the country, we swear, unlike Wawa - our convenience stores sell condoms and lottery tickets (the shit that really matters) and deep down you want to be us.
wats up everyone im tyler.
im 6ft 160 pounds.
im 19 years old.
i have brown eyes and brown hair.
i wrestle and play soccer.
i like anything athletic.
new york giants are the shit.
i like to party, me and my buddy ian are the champs at beer pong.
i like to chill wit my boys matt and ian. were pretty crazy wen together.
ill do nething for a laugh.
im a cuddler.
ive got 5 tattoos, my nipples are pierced and both of my ears are gauged.
i am store supervisor at a retail store.
love the shore.
i skateboard.
im mostly into the heavy metal/rock, punk. i like senses fail bullet for my valentine halifax and more.
if u want to now more jus ask me for my screen name
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TO MY DIRTY JERSEY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!How Jersey friends are different than anyone else...Other FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
Jersey FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught
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Other FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
Jersey FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up
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Other FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
Jersey FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
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Other FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Jersey FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "
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Other FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Jersey FRIENDS: laugh at you
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Other FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
Jersey FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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Other FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Jersey FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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Other FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.
Jersey FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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Other FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Jersey FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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Other FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
Jersey FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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Other FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
Jersey FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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Other FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Jersey FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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Other FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
Jersey Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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Other FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Jersey FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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Other FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Jersey FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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Other FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
Jersey FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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Other FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Jersey FRIENDS: Will repost this
