Sausage

Hi all im denzil but all my friends call me sausage. I was born in jamaca but now live in queens NY in a old house with my friend martin, we have a very sick man who lives in our outhouse called Peter Sutcliffe. He tells me that he is on the run from the british police as apparantly he murdered alot of women in the 80's if this is true then i very much like this man and will help him as much as possible. He is alittle odd, he often borrow my segway and tools in the middle of the night and when he returns he has dead women thrown over his shoulder, then takes them into the outhouse and proceeds to chop them up, i find it odd but he tells me that this is the latest craz in england and it will be in the states soon, i can't wait. I love sitting in my rocking chair watching the afternoons past sipping on the 8 ball and toking on the cronic. I enjoy birds, i watch them and listen to them, i sometimes attack pigeons because they are evil birds, i cut them and gut them in my garden then i tape them back togeather and give them to blind children and tell them that they are a present for them and they are alive but just quiet, i'm so evil i larve it. i have a eagle for a pet i feed it on brown chicken fat that i stole from a arabic munchkin with no arms, ha ha ha he couldn't stop me after i had pushed him over, he was rolling around like a harmless fool, it was like taking candy from a baby. I have tried to catch bird flu i want the deadly H5N1 strain because i want to feel more like a a sick bird, i thought i got it once but i was wrong, it was just a caugh. I love shopping on ebay i buy prams on there in bulk sometimes i think the people on there rip me off because i am old. My best friend is called martin we live togeather and he is 53 and a toilet cleaner. I have never worked in my life, i just rob people. I like to do a bit of gang bangin' and i always pack heat. I have recently been trying to breed 25ft giant chickens in a barn that i bought in kentucky as a lucrative business venture, i think i can sell them on ebay to make alot of money. So far this venture is not going very well they like to eat alot, i started feeding them on morrocans however i thought that this was a bad idea with these people been such a week race, so i have started feeding them on germans as they are the master race, i would like to use nazi's but there are not to many of them about so just germans will do. I have just had hair implants put in my cheeks so i look more like someone from planet of the apes, i think they are so good looking. In my free time which is a lot as i am a robber, I enjoy to go on holiday, i go to africa and lebanon i enjoy looking at the ruins from the recent bombing raids in beirut. I skin rabbits in my garage and put them under martins bed this makes his room smell alot i do this because martin likes to have many showers and be very clean, but i don't like this so i make his room so smelly, i also have put dead salmon in the ducting in his room and behind his radiators. He has never had a girlfriend because he is a sicko man. SICKO!!!!!!!!! I have just started swimming because my mum said i needed more exercise and if i don't then i will die so i have started swimming in raw sewage and i love it, it makes me smell but i like it i drink the sewage to loose weight i want to beable to get into size 8 dresses. I am just about to go on a vacation. I have always admired adolf hitler and when he tried to invade the uk i thought that was great and i also agree with the consentration camps even though i am a jew. I think that bin ladden is a good man he fights for what he belives in and that is great there should be more people like that on this planet. ALL HAIL THE NAZI'S I have been reading about hans spanglar who torchured many people and that is good. i might buy some torture tools and practice on my friend martin, i don't like him but i have befriended him, so that i can rip loads of money out of his paypal account. I also enjoy to throw pigeons at him they are so evil, i hate them. I will never let him have a girlfriend, i get jealous, if he has one i tell them that he is a sicko, sometimes he says i am a sicko but that is because he lies alot, don't beleive a word he says. I go driving with him in my 1946 chevvy impalla but only when it is dry because i don't like the rain, i keep a bird in the back of the car because if i don't i miss them i also have a a track sterio with sounds of different birds on it and i listen to that always when i am driving. when i was 50 i watched gremlins and i have always been scared of water since then because maybe i will turn into a gremlin. I have just bought harold shipmans video about getting rid of unwanted gimps. I think i will follow his practices as there are alot of people in this world that i want off'd infact anyone that disagrees with anything that i say and any one that thinks they can have freedom of thought this shit is dangerous and will get you killed BY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have recently taken a part time job cleaning tables in a greasy spoon in north carolina, i love this job because i meet many different people and most of them are niggers, but not the cool niggers that you would expect they are hillbilly niggers who have sex with there sisters (i wish i had a sister it would be a guaranteed lay, also she would be so sexy like i am, i would by her some hair implants in her cheeks) and you can't understand what they say. The bad part about this job is it is a 7 hour drive from my house in my 64 impalla and then i work for 8 hours and travel 7 hours back home, then when i get home i need to set off to work again, but i do it because i get paid alot of money i get $10 a week which is more than i got when i robbed people they also dont mind paying me in cuban pesos which is good because i cant spend this currency in this country and i can't change it to us dollers so i just save it and one day i will have enough money to buy a real german tiger tank that was used in WW2, i can't wait i think i will have enough in 30 years. I have just split up with my girlfriend of 2 weeks i caught her fucking another man he was so fat, and was a right sicko, he thought that andy peters was a good man and he loved him he also said that he thought that people we're intitled to there independance and that everyone should be free, this man is sick, and has some very bad ideas, every country should be communist and ruled with an iron fist, anyway after i had caught them fucking i called her up and said ruzenna is a dead bitch walking and was no better that a dirty stinking pigeon, and then i hung up, i don't think she knew it was me but she was scared. i have a friend in bratislava called ditmar and i hate him i have told him that i will get him a visa for the us but i never will because his dad is morrocan and these guys are almost extinct, they are a very weak race of people, i think they evolved from pigeons. Well i think i have finally fallen in love with a woman, but she is a whore. She'll fuck anyone for money even me i don't think she really likes me but god damn i'm in love with her, she does me a special deal i get 1 hour fucking for the price of 2 and she lets me pay her in cuban peso's which is handy cos i have loads of them. I have a bad feeling tho that she sleeps with other men behind my back, i don't care because i sleep with animals behind her back and she will never know unless she reads this profile. I just bought a hitler nazi uniform on ebay for $70,000 and i am going to sleep in it everyday and never wash it i love it, i have also get 25 ethiopian children working for me and i have been training them i am going to use them to go into war for me and will talk over the usa and then sell it to bin laden, for millions of korean won. My favourite food is salt blocks, i have to pretend that i have a horse and go down my local equine center in my 64 impaller to buy them and show them a picture of a half dead horse and tell them that he is desperate to have some salt blocks. I need to say that i find the iceman amazing he was so good at assasinating people, so i have just bought his DVD in dubbed japanesse on ebay it was very expensive, but i don't care because it will help me learn japanesse, also i didn't pay for it as i used my friend martins ebay and paypal account. I like talking to many people especially germans and black me and if you want to chat please get in touch. I will talk to anyone and everyone, but i prefer black people because i hate honkeys!!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: denzil
Birthday: a longtime ago
Birthplace: jamaca
Current Location: queens nyc
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: none
The Shoes You Wore Today: elf shoes
Your Weakness: none i am invicable
Your Fears: water
Your Perfect Pizza: 9mm bullitt pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: taking over the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: honkey assed fuck pig
Thoughts First Waking Up: water
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair implants in my cheeks
Your Bedtime: 12pm
Your Most Missed Memory: hitler
Pepsi or Coke: cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: castraited pernod water
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate i hate white things
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappo
Do you Smoke: yes the chronic
Do you Swear: fuck yes all the fucking tiem you honkey assed mo fo
Do you Sing: yes hitler war songs
Do you Shower Daily: never
Have you Been in Love: yes, the bitch cheated me
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: yes the world will be mine
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes when my friend drives my car
Do you think you are Attractive: yes very
Are you a Health Freak: no i hate healthy people
Do you get along with your Parents: no i killed them because they said i was sick
&..39;Do you like Thunderstorms:' no i don't like rain
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes every hour of every day
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes every week
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes i am a robber stupid fuck
Ever been Drunk: yes everyday it is the only way i get through my life
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no i am the strongest man in queens
Ever Shoplifted: all the time
How do you want to Die: i want to go down in a blaze of glory trying to take over the world like hitler did
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am already old but i will be leader of the world
What country would you most like to Visit: austria the home land of my hero hitler
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: small
Weight: skinny
Best Clothing Style: nazi uniform
Number of Drugs I have taken: i smoke chronic everyday and i use lots of cocaine
Number of CDs I own: millions
Number of Piercings: 1 on my jake
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: the nazi's not ruling the world
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