An Incoherent, Disjointed Rant from a Long-Absent Blawger |
If you're not employed in a Human Resources department, not a member of local government, or your communities Roads Commission, DO NOT post little signs in public places.
Who are you to tell me what I...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:07:00 PST |
The Parliament Effect: Things I Would Do for a Smoke |
I've made a number of New Year resolutions for '08. Usually these kinds of things, resolutions and the like, go by the wayside by January 3rd, but I've decided to make certain changes this ...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:32:00 PST |
Best of 2007 |
It's that time of year again. Everyone else is doing year end wrap-ups and the Blawg isn't about to let you (you) get away without suffering yet another critic (me) shoving down your throat all ...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:31:00 PST |
Gaysian Dating and Coke Zero |
Okay. I'm retardo-busy at work and shouldn't be blawging at all, and this will ultimately be a one-off disappointment to my readers, but I need to address the MySpace ads on my page (perhap...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:31:00 PST |
From Al Jolson to Maverick: A History of the "High Five" |
The "high five" - a modern, culturally significant, form of youthful exuberant celebration - is one of many things at which I suck. I simply cannot do it without either looking like&nb...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:22:00 PST |
Tips for Your Personal Ad |
I've never placed an ad in the Personals section of my local paper, and perhaps I shouldn't judge those who do. But you know me better than that, don't you. I must say that I do very much ...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST |
A Eulogy for Revolution (And Britney Spears’ Hymen) |
Britney Spears' vagina is like a Ren and Stimpy ladder match: violent, colorful, irritating, and kinda gross. What happened to the sweet innocence of the school girl line dancing down a high sch...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Obvious Culture Sweat |
It's so hot. It's sooo fucking hot. Is it hot enough for you? God, I wish it wasn't so hot. It's not the heat, it's your stupidity. I've found that the heat brings out th...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:13:00 PST |
Dew Drop Debauchery |
The Dew Drop Inn in Scottsville, Virginia is an accident waiting to happen. Or, perhaps, a hate crime; time will tell. A few weeks ago I went to see a friend of a friend's band. I fo...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:39:00 PST |
Band Names |
Okay. I know. It's been a while since the last installment of the Blawg. I've been getting a lot of views, so at least you guys are still checking in. I appreciate it. Th...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:59:00 PST |
