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JB™

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine..

About Me

____________________________________________________________ __________________________I'm elated to enjoy a time in my life where everything seems to be falling into place. I've had an amazing life filled with many opportunities to grow and learn. I am blessed in that these life lessons and universal truths challenge me to discover their deeper meaning which gives me the power to change myself for the better. I love life and all there is to enjoy in it. I am surrounded by an amazing family, remarkable friends, and 3 of the sweetest dogs (and 1 cat) in the world. I am at my best when able to appreciate and enjoy nature. I've found great peace and joy in meditation and reflection. It is a truth that we are all the authors of our own book.. Our life is written into each chapter, page by page, word by word, and action by action. We add illustrations with our emotions and color them with our thoughts. If you are to create a book as you do life, may it be a book worth reading.____________________________________________________ __________________________________"Enlightenment, peace and joy will not be granted by someone else. The well is within you, and if we dig deeply in the present moment, the water will spring forth." —Thich Nhat Hanh— ____________________________________________________________ __________________________ FASHIONS FADE, STYLE IS ETERNAL
Yves Saint Laurent

You are Brigitte Bardot
Naurally sensual and beautiful
You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere
You've got a look that's one of a kind What Famous Pinup Are You? ____________________________________________________________ _______________
I edited my profile with YOUR MOM !
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Which celebrity hottie are you? (pics)
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Paris Hilton
You're stuck up and selfish. You're a true blonde!! You wear what's in, but only if it shows half your body... in other words.. YOU'RE HOTT!
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My Interests

High-speed car chases, reckless driving, Chanel Lip Gloss, and Taittinger Champagne (though not necessarily all of them at the same time). LOL, partially kidding. Really I enjoy surfing, snowboarding, and golf. If given the opportunity to take a day trip or escape for the weekend, consider me gone...

I'd like to meet:

Something other than male models... ____________________________________________________________ _____________________ Okay... MAYBE male models? Guess that's a NO.

Movies:

Anything Bond. What The Bleep Do We Know!?, The Secret, Idiocracy, Grandma's Boy, Old School, Anchorman, The Boondock Saints

Books:

The Art of Happiness (Dalai Lama), Inner Peace: How To Be Calmly Active And Actively Calm (Paramahansa Yogananda), Autobiography Of A Yogi (Paramahansa Yogananda), What The Bleep Do We Know!?: Discovering The Endless Possibilities For Altering Your Everyday Reality (Arntz/Chasse/Vicente), The Secret (Rhonda Byrne), The Body Sculpting Bible For Women (James Villapigue/Hugo Rivera), Skinny Bitch (Rory Freedman/Kim Barnouin).

My Blog

Driving forward while looking backward.

I laid in bed staring out the window into the darkness of the morning. No matter how hard I tried, I could not return to sleep. Too cold to go jogging, too cold to get in my car to go to the gym, I st...
Posted by JB™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

f / a / l / l / i / n / g

And so it is...  Just like you said it would be. Life goes easy on me.  Most.. ..of the time.   Life falls like rain upon me. Each droplet a memory, a moment, a feeling reminiscent o...
Posted by JB™ on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:23:00 PST

I am not a dumb blonde (only partially funny)

Lucky me, doing both the booking and marketing/public relations for my agency, I periodically get stuck meeting with current and potential clients. Odd, but if feels more like a date when they look at...
Posted by JB™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE TOP TEN WAYS TO TURN A GIRL OFF (FUCKING HILARIOUS)

My coworker and I had a discussion about the 10 gnarliest things guys can do to turn you off. Read our complete list, laugh your ass off, and shave or change your underwear if any of these apply to yo...
Posted by JB™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When Nail Polish Attacks (another fun story)

I had this brilliant idea to clean and organize my entire bathroom last night. Not an easy task since I own about 35 of every beauty product and cosmetic ever made. So here I am going through my nail ...
Posted by JB™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

License to Kill, Part I

License to Kill, Part I Halloween 2004. I am at the Exotic Zone Ball in Sacramento working a promotion for an online dating service. I am dressed as Cupid with an outfit consisting primarily of l...
Posted by JB™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Have a tortilla..." Defined.

PHRASE: "Have a tortilla," or "Have a f-ing (or m--f-ing) tortilla." Often accompanied by the gesture of throwing your right hand in the air. MEANING: If you are stranded in Mexico, are out of beer,...
Posted by JB™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST