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About Me

If I send you an invite, its because I either know you in person, have seen you before, or have thoroughly read your profile and thus became interested in being your friend. Or I was bored.
"When I die, I hope that they bury me face-down so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass." -Red Foreman (That 70's Show)
I was a child prodigy on the piano when I was very little, ages four on up, before quitting absolutely everything I was gifted in during a wreckless teenage fit done purely out of spite. Nowadays, I'm just a common loser, and I'm loving every minute of it. Below is a brief list of my most prominent traits and quirks. *Ahem*

I love Diet Coke just for the taste of it.
I'm a proud mother of five. None of my children are human though.
I dig pale scrawny guys.
However, a scrawny guy with a beer gut is a plus.
I don't like my women too skinny though, and I prefer women of color.
I love dogs.
I hate using other people's towels to dry my hands.
The sound of a vacuum cleaner makes me cringe.
I have a fascination with the male voice.
Chances are, you probably bullied me around in school.
Now, a list of words that can be used to describe me.
First the nouns: ex child prodigy, heiress, bassist, machinist, painter, pianist, pervert, enigma, bisexual, drinker, smoker, mutt, TEXAN, weirdo, talk-too-mucher, thinker, day dreamer, LEO, fag hag.
Now the adjectives: loyal, vengeful, stubborn, silly, industrious, strange, twisted, sarcastic, demented, playful, loud, impish, charming, ultimately hypocritical when all is said and done.

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You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.
Violent

88%

Hot

81%

Exciting

63%

Wet

56%

Awkward

44%

Soft

44%

Shy

38%

Sweet

My Interests

You scored as fallen angel, You are a fallen angel. You once were a chosen one by God and then were disowned by him after being seduced by Satan. You now hate everyone who is happy as you are not, and you constantly long for what you once had. You sometimes wonder why you even bother, but keep trying anyways.

fallen angel

90%

angel

70%

vampire

50%

mermaid

40%

faerie

40%
Which mythological creature is most like you?
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Stuff I like:

Bass
Martial Arts
Stand-up Comedy
Scrawny guys
Beautiful Women
Dogs
Paranormal investigation
Painting
Swimming
Adderall
Titties
Breasts
Boobies
Hooters
Megaducts
Knockers
Jugs
Melons
What's under your over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders
Taytays
Udders
Teats
Jolly Bouncers
Fun Bags
Dirty Pillows
Bazooms
Chesticles
Chichis
Woowoos
chachas
Breasteseseses
Jumblies
Mammaries
Guzzongas
Chest Chuggers
Cajungas
Cantelopes
Bazongas
Bibbity-Bobbity-Boobs
Honkers
Milk Wagons
Brestanance
Queen Boobie of Breastonia
Boobities
Breastination
Breasticulation
Breastacularities
Boobastics
Boobulars
Mountains of Love
Tittitanics
Chest Goggles
You know what I'm staring at
Hoo has
The Twins
Badonkers
Your Rack
Shirt Puppies
Jugoombies
Knobs
Lactation Stations
Lefty & Righty
"Liscense" and "Registration"
Wobblers
etc., etc., etc....
Just show them to me and everyone's happy! ;)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's got something to say. My friends come in all shapes, sizes, and styles. BUT, DO NOT EVER think that you can "out-weird" me. You WILL get annihilated. Badly.

However, there is...
Tyra Banks, so that I could have my wicked wicked way with her...

Stephen Dorff.

Daniel Williams, the guy who did this:

Gunter Brus, the guy who did this:

And if he existed, my all time top favorite villain! The joker!

Take the quiz:
What is your Paranormal gift?

Telepathy
Reading minds... what am I thinking? Hehe, just kidding. But you always know what others are thinking, if you want. You can be a smart alec at times but you don't care, because you probably know everybodies secrets and have a smug little smirk on your face. Oh well, just don't abuse it. O.o

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You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot

80%

Bomb

73%

Suicide

73%

Natural Causes

73%

Disappear

73%

Poison

67%

Stabbed

60%

Eaten

60%

Disease

47%

Accident

47%

Cut Throat

40%

Drowning

20%

Suffocated

20%
How Will You Die??
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You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter

100%

Jigsaw

75%

Pinhead

60%

Freddy Krueger

55%

Leatherface

50%

Captain Spaulding

40%

Buffalo Bill

35%

Michael Myers

35%

Candyman

30%

Jason Voorhees

20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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Music:

I can't fucking stand it when people list their whole damn CD collection here. I love music, but I'm just gonna list the tip top of my collection. Here are some of the bands that I prefer:
Fear Factory,
Darkane,
Filter,
Soilwork,
Godhead,
Static X,
Alice in Chains,
Lamb of God,
Killswitch Engage

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Movies:

The Mothman Prophecies,
Session 9,
Airplane!,
Army of Darkness,
Shaun of the Dead,
Kung Fu Hustle,
Braindead,
Interview with the Vampire,
Team America,
Back to the Future 1 & 2,
Edward Scissorhands,
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Television:

House,
Metalocalypse,
Ghost Hunters,
Two and a Half Men(Shut up. It IS funny.),
Family Guy,
Who's Line Is It Anyway?,
ATHF,
The Daily Show with John Stewart,
Will and Grace

Books:

Anything by Anne Rice, anything by Dean Koontz (except for his earliest stuff. It sucks) I'm a speed reader. I've gone through shelves of books in a matter of hours. It just isn't fun anymore.

Heroes:

This crazy guy, Mike Patton.

And of course this guy, Burton C. Bell of Fear Factory.

My Blog

Rocbar Shame!

Twas the evening I was invited to the Rocbar by a friend named Jeremy. Jeremy had told me that this place played rock music instead of the techno and hip-hop played at most other bars, so I happily ag...
Posted by Steffi Grace on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:12:00 PST

My greatest fears came true today (Spiders: part 1)

So there I was sitting on the toilet, minding my own business when my worst fears were realized. A spider walked into the bathroom and stopped several feet in front of me. I, helpless and vulnerable, ...
Posted by Steffi Grace on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

Arachnid Minion: Return of the Spider! (Spiders: part 2)

If you read my last blog, then you are privy to the events that took place on October 26, 2006.I knew that there was going to be a showdown between the spider and me. I just didn't know when. Much les...
Posted by Steffi Grace on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST

Steffi vs. the Spider: the Final Battle! (Spiders: part 3)

My mother sat at the dinner table, my father standing right behind her. I had just told them that it was time for me to have another showdown with the spider. "No!" my mother said. "It's too dangerous...
Posted by Steffi Grace on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST

Absolute craziness, I tell you!

I swear everyone is brainwashed.Brainwashed by Rage Against the Machine.I was at a bar last night and everything was going just normal. I was people watching, as I like to do at bars. Well, I sparked ...
Posted by Steffi Grace on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:37:00 PST

Road Rage Anyone?

I like it when people tailgate me. It reminds me that it's time to get my brakes checked, and there's no better time than now. How good are your brakes, fucker? I like helping traffic move faster in t...
Posted by Steffi Grace on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:59:00 PST

A little commentary

Before we begin, notice how I like to overuse quotation marks, italics, and caps! The other day, I was hanging out at Slick Willie's and a song called Droppin' Plates started playing. It's a song by ...
Posted by Steffi Grace on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:03:00 PST

Silly Woof!

My boyfriend's roomate has a domesticated wolf which I have grown particularly attached to over time. His name is Diablo. Yesterday, my boyfriend was taking a shower and I was sitting on the living ro...
Posted by Steffi Grace on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:10:00 PST

That's Bull Fecal Matter!

I've been working on ways to cut down on my use of explitives. Here are some ways that I plan on approaching this: Fuck was originally an acronym for "fornication under consent of the king." So here a...
Posted by Steffi Grace on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:58:00 PST