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Scooter Boy

The Alamo was built without a basement. They don't tell you that stuff in school...it's something yo

About Me

I like to buy books and not read them. I'm a spoiled brat with expensive taste and no money. I enjoy the finest foods at the cheapest prices. I secretly desire to be a kick-ass stand-up comic. I drive an old rusty 1960 Vespa everyday. My old Land Cruiser wagon is always broken and I am always fixing it. I think Mac computers are flaming gay but I bought one anyway to edit movies. I got my name in Playboy magazine once just for fun. I wish I could live a life like Robert Evans but I'm feeling too tame already. I promise to help make some great films before I die.

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My Interests

Movies, fishtanks, Vespa scooters, offroad vehicles, wine, women, poker, happy hour, playing the guitar, music, eating exotic food, filmmaking, photography, rare autos, antiques, collecting movie posters, computers, classic arcade games, billiards, golf, hi-def audio/video, working for vacation.

I'd like to meet:

People in LA-LA-LAND

Music:

Not in any particular order: Kent, Mount Sims, Interpol, The Flaming Lips, Beck, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Depeche Mode, Led Zeppelin, Bjork, Weezer, Gus Gus, Neil Young, Tom Petty, The The, Dramarama, Red House Painters, John Coltrane, Prince.

Movies:

I like cult/art films AND obnoxious Hollywood crowd pleasers: The Train, Ciao! Manhattan, Used Cars, Rushmore, Miller's Crossing, Fight Club, Mishima, Big Trouble in Little China, The Salton Sea, Romeo Is Bleeding, Pee-Wee Herman's Big Adventure, 1941, Blue Velvet, Tron, Austin Powers, The Boondock Saints, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Ravenous

Television:

Lost, The Kids in the Hall, Saturday Night Live, Conan O'Brien (anything on Comedy Central), Twin Peaks, Quantum Leap, Twilight Zone.

Books:

The Kid Stays in the Picture, T.C. Boyle Stories, Fight Club, The Temple of the Golden Pavillion, some Kurt Vonnegut...I really like collected short fictions and biographies on people like Lewis Carroll, Edie Sedgwick, John Belushi, and Robert Evans.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Waiter boy serves Alan Parsons

I got to serve dinner and margaritas to Alan Parsons and his wife last night. They're both super cool. He comes into the restaurant often. Don't know who Alan Parson's is? Well don't feel too bad. Dr....
Posted by Scooter Boy on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

WAITING FOR LOST

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Posted by Scooter Boy on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:46:00 PST

Andy Kaufman on Letterman

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Posted by Scooter Boy on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

Scooter Boys alter ego Poker Boy

Yesterday there was a fundraiser for Special Olympics and I donated $40. This was also my entrance fee into a student-run poker tournament. The grand prize was a PS3 and second place a Nintendo Wii. S...
Posted by Scooter Boy on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:43:00 PST

allignment check positive

More good news. Yesterday the truck dodged a $60 bullet when it passed the allignment test. Yeeeeeehaw!Now all I need are new springs/shocks and it's Mexico here I come baby...this summer that is....
Posted by Scooter Boy on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST

good news for everyone

Two important things...RC Cola still exists:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RC_ColaAnd Reno 911: MIAMI is out in theaters: ...
Posted by Scooter Boy on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST

INSANE BANK ROBBERY

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Posted by Scooter Boy on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:12:00 PST

I can't wait...I've been blind for a week

Since I was an IDIOT and didn't have any backup glasses/contacts I've been blind this past week. These are what the new frames look like...they arrive anyday now. Did I do the right thing or what?...
Posted by Scooter Boy on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:56:00 PST

twin peaks black lodge part 1 and 2

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Posted by Scooter Boy on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:16:00 PST

Okay kids...you make the call (shopping for new frames)

So on my lunch break from the office I decided to visit Costco for a $1.50 hotdog/soda combo and to check out their frames selection. I also made an appointment for an eye exam since my damn prescript...
Posted by Scooter Boy on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST