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Jimmy Jazz

too much, too young, too fast

About Me

Hey I'm Matt.
I'm 20.
I have a job that you wouldn't be proud of.
I live by Birmingham.
The weekends are slowly but surely making me look like some kind of fantasy creature.
Family. Friends. Fun. That'll do for me.
I enjoy things like clubbing, music, being in massive fields on hot days with nothing to do and good company.
I hate how loads of my best friends live a ridiculous distance away and I can feel myself losing touch with some of them.
And I hate the fact that despite earning a half decent wage I'm always skint.
On the brighter side, I have the tightest mates in the world, them and my family mean everything to me. Who needs cash when you've got a crew? ;)
Things to avoid doing if you want me to like you:
Being ignorant.
Enjoying Big Brother.
Picking fights with me for no reason.
Being constantly loud.
Waking me up at 3am to tell me something insignificant.
Things to do if you want me to like you:
Make an effort.
Be on time.
Support the Villa ;)
Talk shit to me for hours late on a friday or saturday night.
Dance lots.

My Interests

Aston Villa FC.
Music.
Good times.
Good weather.
Weekends.
Cookies & cheesecake from Morrisons.
Aimless car journeys.
Travelling.
The North.
The South.
Heckling.

I'd like to meet:

Paul McGrath.
Alexa Chung ("dreeeeeeeam weeeaver!").
Nikki Sixx.
Jack Nicholson.
Beefy. (see video below.)
You, if you're friendly, make an effort to get to know people rather than avoiding it because of the way they look or the company they keep.

Music:

Breaks, Punk, D&B, Metal.
Favourites include:
The Rogue Element.
Glassjaw.
Sick of it All.
The Music.
Gallows.
Dead Kennedys.
The Nerve Agents.
Breakfastaz.
The Libertines.
The Cooper Temple Clause.
Dillinger Escape Plan.
Reuben.
Alice Cooper!
DJ Hazard.
TC.
Every Time I Die.
Stick to Your Guns.
Metallica.
Motley Crue.
Skid Row.
The Bronx.
Freestylers.
Stanton Warriors.
Jurassic 5.
Scratch Perverts.

Check out Bound By Blood. Rougher than a homeless cheesegrater.

Movies:

Arnold Schwarzenegger.
City of God.

Books:

Human Punk by John King
Dead Famous by Ben Elton
Motley Crue : The Dirt

Heroes:

My Mom, Dad & Sister.
All of my friends.
The mighty Villa!