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Posted by Chito on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:17:00 PST |
25 Reasons I owe my Mom |
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You be...
Posted by Chito on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:43:00 PST |
DJ Wolfie's DJ ethics |
Most of us have seen the bulletins about how to properly tip a server at a resturant or a bartender, etc. Well, now this one is for the DJs!
You see them everywhere. They're now in car c...
Posted by Chito on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 05:37:00 PST |
10 truths White, Black, Hispanic, & Asian People Know but won't admit |
TEN TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW,
BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:1. Hickies are not attractive.2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.3. Jesus is not a name for your son.4. Your countr...
Posted by Chito on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:49:00 PST |
25 sign you have grown up |
-- 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4...
Posted by Chito on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:45:00 PST |
Things not to say to a DJ |
Things not to say to a DJ:ATTENTIONBefore requesting songs, making comments, or asking questions of the D.J.,please...CHECK BELOW FOR YOUR REQUEST1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!The...
Posted by Chito on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:21:00 PST |
Life in 1905 |
Sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen. Coffee was fifteen cents a pound. Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo. Canada passe...
Posted by Chito on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:21:00 PST |
Random Chuck Norris Facts |
Top thirty Chuck Norris facts from the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator:Top Thirty FactsFactChuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chu...
Posted by Chito on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 07:13:00 PST |
What you learn from "fowards" |
Dear Friends
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the
time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months.
Thank you for m...
Posted by Chito on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:17:00 PST |
Worst excuses for calling in sick |
I was sprayed by a skunk.
I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.
I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
I forgot to come back to ...
Posted by Chito on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 07:06:00 PST |
