I live in the city; we call it the SCO, or frisco, or SF... or whatever you want to call it. I'm a highly opinionated openminded liberal with conservative views; 0.o. I am abstract. A little 'off beat'... People that I know call me wierd, people that know me think I'm strange. A sarcastic cynic whom speaks in semiotic soliloquies and subjects the solar system to my discursive symbiosis. I am a sensitive young boy that functions like a light switch without a dimmer. I enjoi making music- check out my music page( its the last on my top friends list). I work in a bar- which pays my rent and thats pretty cool. I am a recent graduate of sf state with a Communications degree. I place a high regard for the ecology, recycling, and the outdoors. I am an approachable person, so say hey when you see me around.
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SOUTH PARK EPISODES!!!
Family guy episodes
Crime in your community
up-to-date earthquake info!!!
visit my city
Create your own visitor map!
I like the nature:
weather.com
Festivals and Events 08'
Feb. 14: Pillow Fight; Ferry building (6pm)
Feb. 23: Critical Mass ; Ferry Building(6pm)
Feb. 25: KEGger at delores park, 18th @ delores; 1pm RE-Scheduled to march 25!!!
Feb. 22- March 28: Spike N Mike
March 3: Chinese New Year Parade
March 17: St Patty's day ; civic center
March 18: War Protest ; Ferry Building 1pm
March 25: Party at Delores Park; 1 pm Delores Park
March 15-25: Asian Film Festival
April 28: Beer Festival ; Marina
April 14/15&21/22:
Cherry Blossom Festival ; Japan Town
May 1: Stern Grove lineups posted ; Sunset
May 6: How Wierd Festival ;SoMa
May 10: kfog kaboom ; pier 30
May 15: bike to work day ; after party at the rickshaw in the mission
May 20: Bay to Breakers ; Embarcadero
May 26/27: Carnival SF ; Mission
May 31/June 1: Union Street Festival
June 7: escape from alcatraz ; Marina
June 3-9: AIDS Life Cycle; SF to LA
June 10: Haight Street Faire ; Upper Haight
June 16/17: North Beach Fest ; North Beach
June 23/24: Pride ; Civic Center
June 30/July 1: fillmore jazzfest ; The fillmore/lower pac heights
July 15: Bastille day
July 15: AIDS Walk GG Park
July 15/22: SF sex workers Festival... LOL ; Down Town
July 29: Dore Alley Street Faire ;SoMa
Aug. 4/5: Aloha Festival ;Presidio
Aug.10-12: San Jose jazz fest ; Down Town San Jose
Sept. 2: Harrison street faire SOMA
Sept 5/16: Fringe ; The L
Sept.8: Power to the people ; GG park Speeday meadow
Sept 15: Polk street faire ; Polk Gulch
Sept 28: Court's Birthday bash
Sept. 29: Love Parade ; Civic Center
Sept. 30: Folsom Street Faire ; SoMa
Sept. 30: bridge to bridge
Oct 1-31: SF film festival
Oct 6: Download ; shorline
Oct 6/7: Fleet Week ; Marina
Oct 6/7: Blue Grass Fest ; Golden Gate Park
Oct 21: Sunset party; Golden Gate Park
Oct 27: EEB
November 9-11: treasure Island tri-athalan
November 16: Embarcadero lighting ceremony
I like quotes:
Stewie Griffin: I require a window seat and an inflight Happy Meal, and no pickles! God help you if I find pickles!
Peter Griffin: From this day forth, this territory will be known as Petoria. I'd call it Peterland, but that gay bar by the airport already took it.
Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.
Brian:You ever stop and think; Wow, I'm married to that guy?
Lois: Yeah, but I usually just suppress it.
Brian: Is that healthy?
Lois:
What's the worst that could happen?
Peter:
inside Lois' head- I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, oh-oh, I'm a tumor!
Austin Powers: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Peter Griffin: I'm not hungover loius. I am just tired from drinking all night.
things you shouldn' say to a female
"you make thoose jeans look small"
"do your feet stink too?
"so I made a bet with my friend"
I like music:
"Too much magic bus!"
"I play guitar and write suicide notes, I must be EMO!"
"Justify, orjust to figure out"
"I aint to bad the way you are using me, because I sure am using you, to do the things you do"
"I found an Island in your heart, a country in your eyes"
"Call up, ring once, hang up the phone, to let me know you made it home"
"it seems like yesterday has come and gone, only for the new"
"There ain't no motive for this crime, because jenny was a friend of mine"
"I predict a riot, I predict a riot"
"I walk down the avenue"
"Save some face, you know you've only got one"
"Some drop science, While Im droppin english"
"Cause when youre standin oh so near, I kinda lose my mind, yeah"
"back to you, it always comes around, back to you"
"you can't always get what you want"
"when you love someone but it goes to waste"
"Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses"
"Conformity only holds value within itself"
"Be careful what you wish for"
"when it rains it pours"
"It is what it is"
"Point at yourself"
I find that ducks opinion of me is very much influenced on whether or not I have bread" - Mitch Hedburg
