Konnichiwhat? |
Hey suckas, I'm in Japan. Byoink!
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Shortlived Darkness of the Waterstained Esophagus. |
The movie Eternal Sunshine makes me terribly sad.
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A letter |
Dearest Blog,
I have the most amazing thing to tell you!! I am no longer confined to the dirty tedium of your materialistic world. I have managed to separate the thin veneer of reality from sweet...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Forget all of the hype, this is the real deal. |
Today a man in his mid-forties called me over towards him to tell me an unlikely story. As I sat on his lap, eager to sop up whatever lessons his forty odd years of life had to teach me, I became imme...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Gravy train. |
Few people this side of a fat lip would ever think to call America a land of opportunity, and yet, here it is, 1:27 in the morning, and all I can see before me is lusty delicious opportunity, spread o...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Netherworld down under. |
Yesterday all of my thoughts coalesced into a single writhing mass. This mass, which will now be known as Riker expunged itself through my nostrils (quite forcibly and with little regard to my well-be...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
