Slam Dunk Photo Blog (with John Paul Glover) |
......See ya!...
Posted by Bryan Clopton on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:27:00 PST |
Sorry, More Jokes. |
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:):)Q. What if a dog...BIT YA!A. Stop! Jesus, that's enough! You're scaring me!:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):
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Posted by Bryan Clopton on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:00:00 PST |
Really Good Jokes. |
Q. You're out of order!A. This whole court room is out of order!:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
:):):):):)A. Yo, why da limit two? Online it say ten.Q. Uh, there's a line. ...
Posted by Bryan Clopton on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:29:00 PST |
Chicago’s Coolest Couple. |
Max and Caitlin are by far Chicago's coolest couple; I say this for good reason. I'm a social guy so I get around and believe you me -- I get the fuck around. I'm on top of this shit. Max is 21 yea...
Posted by Bryan Clopton on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST |
What Happens In Portland, Gets Blogged In Portland. |
We chewed our xanex, pulled our pinner and made great time with the trains. Sal decimated the Sky Mall on the plane and slept soundly and I slept loudly. The first thing I did in Portland was bum a ...
Posted by Bryan Clopton on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:31:00 PST |
The Thpooning Manifethto |
I don't recall the first time I ever Spooned with somebody. As a child, I would lay on my Mom's thigh and we'd take naps, but I'm not exactly sure if that qualifies as Spooning.
Spooning ...
Posted by Bryan Clopton on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:00:00 PST |
Jim Steinman appreciated and paid respect to. |
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Posted by Bryan Clopton on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:05:00 PST |
I Would Do Anything For Formalton (But I Won’t Do That) |
Formalton is a fictional town in which I am the Mayor, G. Reed Formalton. The legend goes that all the citizens of Formalton are always dressed in formal attire.
One year ago we came up w...
Posted by Bryan Clopton on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST |
Fuck it, I’ll blog. |
Parties are crazy.
Let's say there was a drug, and we'll call it, "Skittles". And let's say there was this other drug, and we'll call it, "Rockstar Energy Drink."
So I'm at this fucked up ...
Posted by Bryan Clopton on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:46:00 PST |
A new body for you. |
Davey took a dump in the women's restroom. He threw a sink in the street. He sold his tickets for some magic cookies. He says my laugh is more robust these days and its cause of...
Posted by Bryan Clopton on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST |
