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Patrick

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About Me

These days I'm attempting to fill the void left by the death of my youthful idealism by feeding my budding sense of Schadenfreude on a steady diet of steroids and Sterno squeezin's.It's slow going, to be sure. While I didn't get much in the way of chuckles from, say, the US sacking of Fallujah, I did snicker uncontrollably the other week when a buddy of mine racked himself on the corner of a desk (though I later thought better of it and handed him a beer and a packet of Chiclets by way of apology). But as they say, one must learn to crawl before one can learn to run, and by extension, then, one must also learn to run before one can learn to easily escape the incessant harangues of street corner God jockeys.I also like pie.

My Interests

Guitar, comedy, history, tragedy, politics, pathos, and the fine art of the jape. (Oh yeah, and pie...)I also fancy myself a bit of a writer (in much the same way that Crispin Glover might, for example, fancy himself a paragon of impeccable mental stability). Here's one of my more recent aimless rambles (others are there as well, just check through the Archive)http://www.keepgoing.org/issue18_flake/would_you_car e_for_a_rolo.html

I'd like to meet:

Somebody with a prosthetic torso, real limbs, but with fake nails, eyelashes, and kneecaps. Holding a Dagwood sandwich on pumpernickle.(Barring that, however, I wouldn't mind meeting a nice young lady with the mind of a philosopher, the eye of an artist, and the libido of a Tennessee leg hound.)

Music:

The Grateful Dead; Neil Young; the Beatles; Miles Davis; Leo Kottke; Peter Rowan; bluegrass; you know... yer basic hemphead music. I also have been known to dig on a nice bit of Mahler in my time.

Others, in no particular order, Johnny Cash, the Who, the Doors, Lee Perry, Gabor Szabo, CSNY, Hendrix, Wizards of Kansas (no, not the band Kansas either!), Gong...

(Favorite local band: Swing Gitan... best damned gypsy jazz you're gonna hear without actually going over to Europe.)

Also, while not technically being "music", I'm also a big fan of the Firesign Theatre.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski; The Blues Brothers; Seven Samurai; Lord of the Rings; Play It Again, Sam; The Saragossa Manuscript; Star Wars (the original one); The Duellists; Planes Trains and Automobiles; Sleuth; Tommy Boy; Being There; The Great McGinty; Captain Blood; Kelly's Heroes; The Party; Office Space; J-Men Forever; Tombstone; A Hard Day's Night; Swingers; Patton; High Fidelity; Shine; Arsenic and Old Lace; Strange Brew; Koyaanisqatsi; (should I keep rambling on, or does this give you a good enough handle on what the inside of my head tends to look like?)

Television:

Well, let's see... As far as I'm concerned, Fawlty Towers is still one of the funniest damned things ever committed to videotape. There aren't many TV shows these days that I watch on any sort of regular basis, though I definitely got hooked on Deadwood before the rat bastid suits at HBO killed it. Family Guy is great, as are the Simpsons. I also always enjoyed Mr. Show. Rome was such a blast, but they rushed the ending so badly. My Name Is Earl is just an odd, brilliantly-written blast (and far better to watch on DVD than in its original commercial-riddled form on network TV.) And, of course, Bill Maher and the Daily Show are good for a larf at the expense of the horseshit-slingin' yahoos in "Warshington". Generally, though, when I do turn the TV on, I end up going right for the movie channels.

Books:

Okay, let's see here... I dig the poems of Rumi, for one thing. Also biographies (I recently re-read "Lennon" by Ray Coleman, and highly recommend it), Christopher Moore, Philip K. Dick, Tom Robbins, Carlos Castaneda, Jean Shepherd, the book Shadow Divers was a hell of an unexpected ride too... that's all just off the top of my head, of course. If a book is compelling, I'll get sucked into it.

On a slightly more off-beat note, I have a fairly extensive library of books and materials relating to my long-time interest in Zeppelin/airship history. I'm slowly working on a reference book of my own dealing with the Hindenburg and the people who flew her, but that's more of an ongoing hobby than it is any sort of deadline-based thing. But it's certainly a corner of my book world that I enjoy diving into on a fairly regular basis.

Heroes:

Well, I don’t tend to have heroes per se, but there are certainly people whose work and/or art I admire. Here’s a few of ‘em:

John Lennon
Bill Hicks
Rumi
Hugo Eckener
Jerry Garcia
Preston Sturges
Terence McKenna
Stan Laurel
Philip K. Dick
Ken Kesey

My Blog

Clear skies, George...

So, George Carlin has suddenly shuffled off the proverbial mortal coil (as opposed to all those poor fucks who actually walk around hopelessly entwined in a literal mortal coil, which, when you think...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:12:00 PST

Hindenburg remembrance - Willy Scheef, 1911-1937

71 years ago today, on May 6th, 1937, the airship Hindenburg burned while attempting to land at Lakehurst, NJ. As part of my ongoing historical research on the Hindenburg, I've been compiling what bio...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:06:00 PST

Barack-y Mountain Higggghhhh...

So& here we are yet again, in the midst of the cartoonishly overblown utter lunacy that is a presidential election. The intellectual dishonesty is flying thicker than fruitcake and badly-sung carols a...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:53:00 PST

A quick question for yall...

Why in the name of Zeus' sphincter am I suddenly seeing caps with pockets on the back?   I'm not kidding, for the past couple months whilst riding on the train I keep seeing them. You know those...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:00:00 PST

Wheres the tower? Wheres the gun? Wheres the tower? Wheres the gun?

It's one of those days. Ever have one of those days? It's one of those days.   My patience& it's not even just worn thin, because "thin" would imply that there was still some actual patience l...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:39:00 PST

Requiem for a Turd Blossom

Okay, so& I woke this morning to the news that Karl Rove, the reigning King of All Ratfuckers, is resigning from the Bush administration. First and foremost, may I be the 87,000th person to say, "Don...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

Judge: Outing Covert Operatives Is Part Of Executive Branch's Job Description???

It's official: The far right has finally succeeded into turning our justice system into one big ol' massively overpriced game of Calvin Ball. Judge Dismisses Plame Lawsuit "The alleged tortious cond...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:20:00 PST

Time's up, Democrats! Either grow a pair or get out of the friggin' way!

So... today, as expected, former White House Counsel Harriet "Bush's Number One Fay-un" Miers failed to show up for a House Judiciary Committee hearing to which she'd been subpoenaed. This wasn't opti...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:23:00 PST

"Satire", my ass...

So, in a profoundly surprising move, Ann Coulter went on TV and acted like an utter cunt the other night. Whatta shocker, eh? Evidently this Teurettes-ridden tranny's delusions have now metastacized ...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:41:00 PST

Everything You Know Is WRONG!

Okay, just when I think the Bush administration can't appall me with their arrogance and outright lies any more than they already have...   Vice President Is Not Part of the Executive Branch, D...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:30:00 PST