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taylor

About Me

Random facts and quirks: I have obsessively neat handwriting. My bedroom is always a complete disaster. I love rainy weather. I compulsively correct people on their spelling and grammar. I like spinach and I love green peppers, and I could eat cranberries all day long. I have been described as "endearingly pretentious." I can probably drink you under the table, but I can't guarantee that I'll be standing afterwards. I like to drive around in the winter with the windows down and the heater on. I am a Craig's List addict. I'm pretty sure that at one point in my life, my nose was broken... but I have no proof. I am obsessed with cars, especially German. The list goes on...

My Interests

skiing, rowing, citron & soda, inside jokes, label whorism and/or snobbery, eating out, european cars, being witty and dry, working out,

I'd like to meet:

Seth Cohen...if you can arrange it then I'll be your best friend. I especially appreciate people that feel as strongly as I do about the not-so-subtle differences between they're/there/their and you're/your. Sleeveless t-shirt wearers (aside from the gym, and even then it's questionable) need not apply.Otherwise, I love to meet new people. And I'm not nearly as much of an ass as this makes me seem. Promise.

Movies:

Meet the Parents, anything James Bond, Zoolander, Hunt for Red October, Indiana Jones, Kill Bills, X2, Star Trek/Wars (just accept it and move on), Shawshank Redemption, LOTR series, Best In Show etc, The Matrix before it sucked

Television:

THE O.C., pretty much everything on HBO, Britcoms, The Apprentice, Martin reruns, Anderson Cooper 360, Law & Order, The Family Guy, Chappelle's Show, Absolutely Fabulous, Mystery/Masterpiece Theater

Books:

Anything by Nick Hornsby, Tom Clancy, John Grisham, Michael Crichton, Ken Follett... but let's not forget HARRY POTTAH!