Hi There Bozzle Dizzle |
"Hi there! Just totally waaasted bro!""Hi there! Just oggling your anoos!""Hi there! Just thanking you for the lyric suggestion! 'How many roads must a man walk down?' I'll try that out!""Hi there! Ju...
Posted by Rasso on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:03:00 PST |
Hi there! |
"Hi there, just drying off!""Hi there, just eating a fistful of cactus in my underwear!""Hi there, just using your stairs!""Hi there, just praying to Gayd!""Hi there, just roofing you!""Hi there, just...
Posted by Rasso on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:33:00 PST |
Driggs Pizzeria... Thing |
I got tired of reading it:Tony maka you a nica pizza to eat! Shape lika boner!Concetto bake you Grandma into a calzone! She hata da heat!Try Tony's seafood pasta! Or Concetto killa you face!If Concett...
Posted by Rasso on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST |
Chan Marshall/Amelie Dethroned |
I don't mind if this girl looks like a gelfling and her music causes anxiety attacks/schizophrenia--Joanna Newsom has officially dethroned Chan Marshall and Amelie's number one spot:Jesus.H.Ass.Gelfli...
Posted by Rasso on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:34:00 PST |
Now Appearing, Only in Orange County, California! |
...Men leaning out of their car windows to stare at other men, but not because they're gay. On the contrary, it's to prove they are so tough, their eyes alone can kick your ass....Soccer moms speeding...
Posted by Rasso on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:26:00 PST |
Adipose Tissue |
Why is making fun of really fat people so funny? Especially really negative fat people who talk shit? If you're super fat, you automatically have no ground to make fun of anything. Whatever you say wi...
Posted by Rasso on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST |
Times Square, I'll miss you the most! ...Not really! |
I'm out. Leaving New York. End of the month. It's official. Told the boss. Told the landlord.
I guess there's going to be a big party that I'll be inviting everyone to. Don't know the ...
Posted by Rasso on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST |
