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Scott

Keeper of the cute

About Me

..Cigarette stubbed into a sort of bent elbow, spotlighted in the moonlight glow of a lone streetlamp. It was that kind of alley.
.. Just another human being. My life is cluttered with old crap and heaped in material comforts. I have a collection of irrelevant skills and laugh at inappropriate times, and sometimes I can't help but write in run-on sentences. I can spot typoes from across the room but can never find my keys. I won't die until I'm very old and possibly infamous, all my friends reduced to a collection of ashes in urns marked with masking tape and sharpies lining the walls of my decrepit manse.

I am The Fool

The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasizing and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

You have a 75% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over
Zombie Survival Test
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz


Your Last Words Will Be:
"AVENGE MY DEATH"
Famous Last Words

My Interests

Sleep deprivation, coffee, laughing, games, cartoons, goggles, ether, LEDs, singularities, strange matter, insane asylums, freakin video games, inventing new words, Shadowrun, White Wolf, Abberrant, Munchkin!, other strange card games, actual card games esp. Asshole, snowboarding, spinning records, driving, going wireless, future predictions, BBQs, zombies, NYC, psychology, non-horrific pets, existentialism, short reads, roller coasters, hoodies, diners, and stickiness.

I'd like to meet:

Paranormal Investigators, Cultist Zealots, Mad Scientists, Time Travellers, Miracle Men, Paradigm Shifters, Shadowmen, Illuminatii, Grove Bohemians, Flatworlders, Plebotomists, Creationists, Psychics, Clones, Aliens and Bigfoots. No frauds please.
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Music:

Is inherent to the human soul, why pick favorites.

Movies:

Crimewave, Spiderman, Real Men, Neighbors, The Blues Brothers, Grosse Point Blank, Happy Gilmore, Anger Management, Final Destination(s), Kung Fu Hustle, Iron Monkey, Hero, Ong Bak, Hard Boiled, The Replacement Killers, The Rundown, From Dusk Till Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Grindhouse, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Black Adder, old Star Wars, Wizards, Almost all zombie flicks, MIB, Heathers, Pump up the Volume, Pirates of the Carribean, LoTR, King Kong (mostly the original and Peter Jackson's), Godzilla (vs. Smog Monster = fave),Deep Rising, Terminator 1-3, Total Recall... basically movies with guns, humor and/or monsters. I like dramas and whatnot too, I just list movies I'll watch over and over.

Television:

Law and Order. Dun dun!, Scrubs, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Mad TV (the Will Sasso yrs are the best), Andy Milanakis, Reno 911, THE OFFICE us versionDiscovery, History, Military channels, knowledge good! Adult Swim: Futurama, ATHF, Sealab (we miss u Capt Murphy! rip), Robot Chicken, Boondocks, Venture Brothers, Korgoth of Barbaria, Invader Zim, Family Guy, Ben Ten, Teen Titans, SW: The Clone Wars, Samurai Jack, Foster's, MegasXLR, Billy & Mandy, Fairly Oddparents... Cartoons good too!Reality TV no good.

Books:

HS Thompson, Edward Gorey, Neil Gaiman, HP Lovecraft, Phillip K. Dick, Robert Heinlein, Harlan Ellison aka Cordwainer Bird (shh don't tell him I told you), Lewis Carroll, Weird New Jersey, How To books, watching the movie instead.

Heroes:

The unstoppable human race.

My Blog

Data Retreival

I am in desperate need of a high level computer geek. My "D:" drive, aka where I keep all my Dls, Music and movies crapped out on me yesterday when I was moving some files from C: as far as I know i...
Posted by Scott on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:34:00 PST

a note

Lately my head's been swimming in so much that I can't even form coherent thoughs, let alone have the wherewithall to actually attempt to commit them to media.  But, it's life, and as far as I ca...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:14:00 PST

So very soon...

It's right around the corner.  I just spent the weekend at a housewarming party, where people I know, people I have not seen in months if not longer, and people I just met all asking about my mov...
Posted by Scott on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:12:00 PST

Moving far, far away

I'm moving to Arizona.  Again.  That's not to say that I have moved there before, and am moving back there.  No, I mean I am moving there again.  I have been in the state of moving...
Posted by Scott on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

Mice

Maybe it's the cold. Maybe it was our turn to house freeloading houseguests. Perhaps I smell like cheese. Regardless, there are mouse(es) in the house. Fuck. The woman wanted no part of the glue traps...
Posted by Scott on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:35:00 PST

6 Weird things about me

Each player of this game starts with six weird things or habits about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own six weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. In the ...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:17:00 PST

Coffee

Coffee is the true elixir of life.  It's what allows me to live on 2-4 hours of sleep a night, grants unnaturally long lifespans, and according to several new studies, can reduce your chances of ...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:07:00 PST