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The Finest Bitch You Will Ever ♥

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About Me

My name is Mattie... I am 11, but I am 77 in dog years. In my early days I enjoyed chewing shoes and digging holes in the back yard!! Now, I usually just eat food and roll around in the snow... when I get really hungry, I try to get my owners to give me table scraps... if that doesn't work... I eat cat poop. Eventhough the cold weather is good on my sore joints, I can't wait for summer so I can swim... I love to swim!!!! I used to be a pot head... which I really loved, but my owner, Paul had to quit, so I had to quit too! :(

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My Interests

Eating, Sleeping, Pooping, sniffing butts, rolling around in the snow, swimming, Mick, Helping Paul's girlfriend attack him, weed, and I love peanut butter... yes I said it... PEANUT BUTTER!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Snoopy, Goofy, Snoop Dogg, Bow Wow, Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-Doo, Lassie, Rin tin tin... I think you get the picture! I'm also interested in meeting some other HOTT bitches! (get it... I'm a dog.)

Music:

Snoop Dogg, Bow Wow, anything from the Dogg Pound... umm... Frank Sinatra... The Doors... lots and lots of music!

Movies:

Milo and Otis, My Dog Skip, Homeword Bound, Air Bud, Fluke, Resivoir Dogs, Lassie, 101 Dalmations, (NOT 102 Dalmations, that was dumb!!) Lady and the Tramp... and any porn featuring beastiality or doggy style!

Television:

Lassie, Scooby-Doo, Wishbone, and Alf!

Books:

BOOKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!

Heroes:

Paul, Jenny, Dave, Sarah, Mick, Zelda, Ruby, Maisy, Ezmerelda, Megan, Erin, JOHN-BEN, Teegan, Erik, Ryan, Samantha, and uncle Bobby.