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stephanie

hearts were made for cigarettes. little girls love to light up ♥

About Me

Greasy
filthy
hand jobs
in truck stop restrooms.
Hot carling?
all over my....
Hot carling?
I turned that into a verb. I hope you appreciate it.
Carling.
Hot Carling Academy!
It's the school where you go to learn how to butt fuck.
It's In England.
They don't have blowjobs there
....because they're uncircumcised
and that is just disgusting.
So they have to butt fuck.
Which is also disgusting,
because the extra foreskin traps all the germs
and the poop
and the butt-fucking residue.
It's sin.
And that's why British people have bad teeth.
Amen.

My Interests

always have a good time
all the fucking time.

I'd like to meet:

i'm nineteeeeeeen
a pimp hustlin'
street corner'n
sellin my crack
in little bitty sacks.
drop my matchbox
niggaaaaaaa

Music:

♥acid bath.
♥deadboy and the elephantmen.
♥agents of oblivion.
deftones.
♥ team sleep.
♥tool.
♥a perfect circle.
♥chevelle.
♥boy hits car.
♥the doors.
♥the pixies.
toadies.
♥ burden brothers.
♥radiohead.
♥sublime.
♥nirvana.
♥beastie boys.
weezer.
♥the smiths.
♥duran duran.
♥depeche mode.
♥ the clash.
♥the cure.
♥coheed and cambria.
♥brand new.
♥authority zero.
♥bob marley.
♥hendrix.
♥alice in chains.
♥ failure.
♥ insane clown posse.
♥ twiztid.
♥ kottonmouth kings.
♥ blaze.
♥ jason mraz.
♥ counting crows.
♥ the bled.
♥the used.
♥type o negative.
♥flicker stick.
♥ senses fail.
♥modest mouse.
♥ween.
♥gwar.
♥fair to midland.
♥alex is on fire.
♥yeah yeah yeahs.
♥ cypress hill.
♥ outkast.
♥chimaira.
♥poison the well.
♥norma jean.
♥coal chamber.
♥hatebreed.
♥heart.
♥ mr. bungle.
♥ michelle branch.
♥every time i die.
♥as i lay dying.
♥atreyu.
♥ across five aprils.
♥my chemical romace.
♥the early november.
saves the day.
♥36 crazyfists.
♥the juliana theory.
the mars volta.
♥at the drive in.
♥sparta.
♥silverstein.
♥funeral for a friend.
♥avenged sevenfold.
♥between the buried and me.
♥ any Mike Patton.
♥ taking back sunday.
♥bloodhound gang.
♥ (hed)pe.
♥stone temple pilots.

Movies:

+ big lebowski
+ fight club
+ boondock saints
+ seven
+ harold and kumar go to white castle
+ almost famous
+ spun
+ gummo
+ waking life
+ eternal sunshine on the spotless mind
+ crybaby

Television:

i don't really watch TV.

Books:

i like reading a lot.

Heroes:

the clam lady on freakshow =o

My Blog

your mom likes this song

and if she doesn't...i sure as fuck do. makes my work day a little less baaaaad =/   here we GO! thank you saves the day     They're going out to meet inside an empty warehouseto hatch...
Posted by bRuce on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:16:00 PST

blank earth...?

i love this song. it doesn't neccessarily speak out to ME but just listening to it makes me soooo happy!! yeppppp try it out for size::   A scratchy throatI wish you would lift this, I drink liqu...
Posted by bRuce on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:42:00 PST

you and&& i both

Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to meOh things are gonna happen naturallyAnd taking your advice I'm looking on the bright side And balancing the whole thingBut often ti...
Posted by bRuce on Sun, 21 May 2006 07:22:00 PST