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RJ

I am here for Friends

About Me

I haven't killed anybody... since 1984. I hate Sparks and the fools that drink it. Also, I'm part of the 49%.

My Interests

Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat.

I'd like to meet:

David Milch, Tanya Turner, Terrence Malick, Calamity Jane. ***************** Remember -- if you're looking for love and don't want to wake up disappointed, you're better off at an ice-cream social than a keg-stand contest.

Music:

Joan Jett + Regina Spektor, Johnny Cash + Jurassic 5, Samantha Ronson + DJ Premier, Brazilian Girls + Beastie Boys, Beach Boys + Scissor Sisters, The Fratellis + The Donnas, Danity Kane + The Darkness, Nuk Fam + Polyphonic Spree. I like all the rockstars I meet, and they like me right back.

Movies:

Fifth Element, X-Men, X2, Kicking & Screaming, The Dreamers, House of the Spirits, Virgin Suicides, The Rock, Young Frankenstein, Johhny Dangerously, Outsiders, Badlands, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Super Troopers, Anniversary Party, Little Darlings, Snatch, The Quiet American, WarGames

Television:

I love TV. I love my DVR. I love my OnDemand. (I love Geri, who is the reason I can afford such things) To hell with all you no-TV pinko commie bastards

Books:

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

Heroes:

Isabella Blow, Eddie Money - Levittown's Favorite Son, the girls here: