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About Me

I'm a crappy musician. One day I'll release my CD and sell at least a dozen copies.

My Interests

Music, Film, Writing, Video Games, Drinking, Sex, Puppies...all at once.

I'd like to meet:

You...and Claire Danes.

Get ahold of me. No seriously...do it, bitch:
AOL Instant Messenger: impurezero
Phone: 303.955.7327

Right now I am:

What's that? You want to know if I have a website? Well, I've got two:

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Music:

Aphex Twin, Beck, Bright Eyes, Cake, Death Cab For Cutie, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, The Pink Spiders, Radiohead.

Last 5 CDs bought:

Garth Brooks - The Ultimate Hits

Angels & Airwaves - I-Empire

Saul Williams - The Inevitable Rise And Liberation Of Niggy Tardust

Nine Inch Nails - The Limitless Potential

The Eagles - The Road To Eden

Movies:

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Television:

Arrested Development, Lost, The Office, Scrubs, and South Park.

Books:

Anything by Salinger, and "Thank You For Smoking" by Christopher Buckley.

Heroes:

Mark A. Thomas, Matt Mahaffey, and Richard D. James.

My Blog

Journal Entry: The Kris Story, Part XII or...Enter Steve

The Kris Story, Part XIIor...Enter Steve 5.14.8 A few weeks later our relationship started down it's path of self destruction. It all began with her ever more uncontrolled alcohol consumption. Kris h...
Posted by (cutaia) on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:28:00 PST

Journal Entry: The Kris Story, Part XI or...The Choice

The Kris Story, Part XIor...The Choice 5.12.8 Soon we had moved into our very own apartment in the Hickory Ridge development, which at the time was a decent little community with a lot of genuine div...
Posted by (cutaia) on Wed, 14 May 2008 11:18:00 PST

Journal Entry: The Kris Story, Part X or...Florida

The Kris Story, Part Xor...Florida 5.9.8 After leaving Ft. Collins, Kris and I spent a short amount of time in limbo, living with her mother. It was during a smoke break on her patio that we suddenly...
Posted by (cutaia) on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:16:00 PST

Classic: (cutaia builds a computer)

(cutaia builds a computer)5.8.8 http://classics.cutaia.net/14.php
Posted by (cutaia) on Fri, 09 May 2008 11:39:00 PST

Journal Entry: The Kris Story, Part IX or...The Seventh Night

The Kris Story, Part IXor...The Seventh Night 4.27.8 ...at least, I guess you could call it that. It wasn't romantic so much as it was feral and almost hostile. It was sudden, unexpected and vulgar. ...
Posted by (cutaia) on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:49:00 PST

Phone Call: (cutaia) has a stoned friend

(cutaia) has a stoned friend4.24.8 My friend, Q (or "Bangerang the Space Pimp" as he calls himself these days) called and left me this message the other day. Don't do drugs kids... http://phone.cutaia...
Posted by (cutaia) on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:58:00 PST

Movie: Earth Day

Earth Day4.22.8 A short film based on the Earth Day story: http://movies.cutaia.net/movies/earthday.php...
Posted by (cutaia) on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:29:00 PST

Journal Entry: The Kris Story, Part VIII or...The Great American Road Trip

The Kris Story, Part VIIIor...The Great American Road Trip 4.21.8 On. Off. High. Low. Psycho. Whore. We had the Energizer Bunny of unhealthy relationships. It just kept going and going and...well, yo...
Posted by (cutaia) on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST

Movie: 420: A Rant

420: A Rant4.20.8 A rant about the local Fox station's news coverage of today's stoner holiday: 420. http://movies.cutaia.net/movies/rant1.php...
Posted by (cutaia) on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:57:00 PST

Journal Entry: The Kris Story, Part VII or...The Walk

The Kris Story, Part VIIor...The Walk 4.16.8 It's almost embarrassing now to recount the amount of times I forgave her. I had failed to graduate high school on time because of that trip to Reno; whil...
Posted by (cutaia) on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:00 PST