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About Me

I'm a mawg.........1/2 man, 1/2 dog......I'm my own best friend. my father was a stout man who loved his bitches, and my mother was a yellow labrador retriever.........quite the bitch. i was born 3rd in a litter of five, and i like being the middle child. i'm pretty fun to be around although i do have a tendency to suddenly hump the girls' legs, so watch out unless you're in to that stuff.

My Interests

flying winnebagos, alpo (dry and wet), Outer Space, milkbones, hot bitches.

I'd like to meet:

any good looking bitches to scratch my belly

Music:

i am very partial to hair metal.........poison, bon jovi, motley crue........you get the idea.

Movies:

my all time favorite movie is Spaceballs, duh, and anything else by Mel Brooks.

Television:

dog shows, and married with children, buck the dog is my idol

Books:

grooming books

Heroes:

buck the dog, kujo, benji, lassie, old yeller, the beast from the sandlot, and clifford.