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About Me


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Matthew Morris
Birthday: 21/08/89
Birthplace: Liverpool
Current Location: Well....Liverpool
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5"9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: What the hell does that mean
The Shoes You Wore Today: Trainers
Your Weakness: I'm a bit of a pushover and I can't go a few days without tea
Your Fears: A world without tea
Your Perfect Pizza: tuna and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Recieve a million pounds. Well i'd like to.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cya
Thoughts First Waking Up: It stinks in here! Oh wait this is my bedroom.
Your Best Physical Feature: dunno........er my nose.
Your Bedtime: anywhere from 10 till 11:30
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a kid......took it for granted.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: YUCK
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What the hell is Nestea and Ice tea is disgusting so neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mmmmm chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Yes but only when i'm very ticked off or taken by surprise by pain or fear or something
Do you Sing: Oh yes, who doesn't
Do you Shower Daily: Every other day, but I always wash
Have you Been in Love: Yep......ouch.
Do you want to go to College: Nah, Uni.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Depends what in
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Well not particularly but if i'm horrendously ugly someone please tell me...
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: For the mostpart
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes strangley enough
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: You mean a Shopping Centre? I'm sure you do really, i'll forgive you this once for Americanising.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No....ok an American wrote this didn't they?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not my style...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: How dare you!
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: God forbid...haha.
Ever been Beaten up: I lost count at double digits, kidding, but a few times.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Actor
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: anything above 4 and a half feet is good enough for me.
Weight: not too heavy of course - preferably slim
Best Clothing Style: What the...?
Number of CDs I own: about 70
Number of Piercings: earings are ok with me and that's that
Number of Tattoos: None preferably
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Once again into double digits but you can't change the past.......unfortunately :)
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I'm 18 and a student at Winchester University and live in Winchester in a house with 7 other students. but have friends back in Liverpool too! I'm taking Drama which is so far proving to be very enjoyable. I am well spoken and speak a bit posh for a scouser (as my friends will undoubtedly reassure you) and I like computer games, movies, novels and as i've mentioned, actingI really like to drink Bitter, John Smith's and Boddingtons expecially. What? Yes I am 18 not 60. Promise. I also like vodka with pretty much anything, but never on its own - and JACK DANIELS....mmmm Jack Daniels.I also can't survive without tea - I have at least 1 or 2 cups a day, usually more.Anyway i'm sure these little captions underneath will tell you the rest so I shan't waste time typing it in....cheers!table width="480" border="0" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
Which one of Tim Burton's misfit characters are you?

Jack Skellington
You are the handsome Jack and you are always the life of the party despite the fact that you feel empty sometimes! you have a great passion and energy! You are loved by all!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sean Connery - for his autograph ,Spiderman - for a picture with him,Jesus - for advice,Hercule Poirot - for a chat,Sephiroth - to ask how he keeps his greying hair looking so good (he'd probably kill me but it'd be worth it)Captain Jack Sparrow - to go to the pub with,Kirsten Dunst - to nod blanky, unattentive, while she says 'my face is up here'.

My Blog

Well, basically a bunch of questions

These are some questions I said to my good friend Helen I would post after I answered them on her blog. You don't have to answer, but hey, if you're bored why not? 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 00:29:00 GMT

Babbling...no puns this time...promise

Wasn't it hot today? Bloody boiling and after the long winter being so cold. I had to go into school for a revision class anyway  unfortunately. I had an incredibly difficult biology exam which I...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 13:40:00 GMT

Bad Puns make the world go round

Yes yes, it's my second blog and I can't for the life of me think of anything to say so i'll just chuck in some of these for good measure. Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's finger...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:10:00 GMT

just created my blog!

Just created this blog.......really tired, luckily it's Friday tommorow although I have to put up with English Literature.....bleeergh. Just been playing on Star wars battlefront 2 though, which rocks...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 22:48:00 GMT