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Juan

Why go for the Hero,when you can get with the Zero

About Me


"This is me EXACTLY, as a Simpson's Character" www.simpsonizeme.com XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL - "Weapons Grade Life"Sweeney Todd – Trailer 1
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Sweeney Todd – Trailer 1 HHhmmm.........What I can I say?......Well I am going to be a EXTREMELY RICH & Famously known POWERFULL person in the future,muwhahaha, muwhahaha. No, SERIOUSLY.lol,ha. But that's my goal in life & that's where I hope it will end up sometime. I'm like 5 people put together. I seem to never have anything to say, even though I've been EVERYWHERE & have a BIGGER background than most individuals that I know. I guess I suck at forming sentences,lol. I want to be a ROCKSTAR, that's pretty much my cream dream. It would be nice if I was one at the age of 25 at the latest. I live in a awesome little town called KAUKAUNA. (Other towns around us say our town STINKS!!!!!,Literally)-those Mother #*CKer's,lol.)I wanna move to Chicago, but that's put to the side. I will be moving to Milwaukee sometime, hopefully by March or so.Pizza Shuttle & The Rave in Milwaukee RULE!!!!!!!I LOVE ENTERTAINMENT. I love things that entertain people & brings joy.My "LIFE GOAL" is I'm Gonna own my own Concert Venue in the future. A Restaurant/Theater/concert venue. We need to somehow make sure that downloading doesn't completely ruin the future of music. Then most bands will be like, "SCREW it, why bother, their just gonna end up downloading our stuff, why even tour?". I'm a CONCERT JUNKIE & my experiences of hundreds of shows I've seen will help build a fun & more awesome concert experience for people so that music & concerts can live on!!!!! I have other projects that I would also like to do, such as Merchandise marketing, some cool inventions in mind, An internet cartoon series & other projects. Hmm, what else? I'm a HUGE HUGE PROCRASTINATOR. Probably a reason why I'm not a Rockstar right now,lol. I'd like to create a cartoon series.(More for Internet, rather than on TV). I'm a sucker for TV informertials. I'm a HUGE toy collecter(Lots of McFarlane products) & all sorts of junk. (ARE YOU STILL READING ALL THESE GAYS THINGS I'M MENTIONING TO YOU???!!!) I go to CONCERTS "ALL THE TIME". I LOVE to meet bands & have pictures taken with them & get LOTS of autographs. SO far I'v met almost every band I ever wanted to meet.It's a FUN hobbie & I recommend it for EVERYONE!!!!. Support MUSIC!!! I guess it's an EXTREME hobby of mine, which takes LOTS of dedication & thousands of miles of driving & thousands of hours being used & thousands of dollars involved. Going to over 300 shows in a 3-4 yr span is pretty dam good I think.lol. (ARE YOU STILL READING????!!! I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T HANGED YOURSELF)-(GIVE YOURSELF A HAND OF APPLAUSE!!!!) I like to do art,I'm Not the best,but I'd say for sure I DON'T SUCK!!!! I have a huge creativity for ideas. I try to live "LIFE TO THE FULLEST".If I were to die tomorrow, then I know I lived an AWESOME & fulfilling life in such a short time. I’m a EXTREMELY SHY person. I’m not much of a approacher. I guess I stick out. Everyone seems to know me from someway or another. I'm pretty much at EVERY show at EVERY place. (ARE YOU STILL READING? DAM your GOOD, I'm IMPRESSED). (USELESS FACTS about me, if you even care) I was born in El Paso,Texas on April 27th, 1985, I've lived in California, New Mexico & now here in Wisconsin & Illinois is my next step. CHICAGO, Hell Yeah!!!!!!! Texas:1 year***California:9 years***New Mexico:3 years***Wisconsin:8 years so far. Moved to WI in 1998. I went to the Fox Valley Technical College for MARKETING.That was my favorite subject. I played lots of sports at a younger age: soccer 2 times, baseball 4 times & Football 4 times. I've had many animals in my life. I'm a musician. I have 4 electric guitars, 1 acoustic guitar, 1 bass & a drum set. I don't sing, I SUCK!!!.I wish I could sing. I LOVE to air guitar & pretend to be a ROCK GOD, hahahah. You should to. This can go on FOREVER. oh & I have dreads & love animals.(PUT DOWN THE SHOTGUN, I'M ALMOST FINISHED)- My dreads are HARD & LONG & STiff & warm@#$@ &, I mean the dreads, of course. Uhhem, back to the story. I wanted to be a vetenarian since I was a kid, but my life has turned into a whole different direction. I love reptiles more than most other mammals & furry things. HUGE REPTILIAN FAN. I had 2 Iguanas & tons of other lizarards. Looking for lizards & snakes & scorpians was a fun thing to do in the South-West. I hope to own a DEADLY 27 foot Crocidile in the future. I don't know, I just want one. It'll way over a ton & can stuff a human in it's mouth. IGUANAS Rule!!!!, Hell Yes!!!!!!!!!.................Hopefully I cleared everything for you & that I didn't forget anything....(That I know of)
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My Interests

The Cure - Lullaby

Add to My Profile | More Videos THE CURE - "Lullaby" This is how I ALWAYS feel like EVERY day. Always Wondering. Laying & imagining possibilities of everything. Exactly like the intro of this video. Not kidding!!! Almost identical, minus the make-up. I think too much & it's a good & bad thing. korn - clown

Add to My Profile | More Videos KoRn - "Clown" (1995)

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Add to My Profile | More Videos KoRn - "A.D.I.D.A.S." (1997) ______________________________________________________

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___________________________________________ FAMILY GUY - Stewie annoying the HELL out of Louis. It's one of my many favorite clips on the show. ______________________________________________________Sepult ura - Roots Bloody Roots

Add to My Profile | More Videos SEPULTURA - "Roots Bloody Roots" This band is one of my MOST FAVORITE Influential Metal Bands of all time(SEPULTURA). I got the privilage of meeting the band & my hero, the one & only, the singer(Max Cavalera).

I'd like to meet:

People who inspire me & bands that I have not yet met. Uuummmmm.This list could go FOREVER. A short list you say? Johnny Depp,Paul McCartney,Slash,Angelina Jolie,Bono, Arnold Swatzitagdhf....nagor,Iron Maiden,H.R Geiger,Weird Al Yankovic, Al Jourgensen from MINISTRY,Trent Reznor,Rob Zombie(again),Max Cavalera(Again), Tom Araya(Again),SLAYER (again),OZZY Osbourne,GWAR,Jerry Rice & Steve Young of the San Francisco 49er's,Eddie Van Halen,Adam Sandler, Keanu Reeves, Brian Posehn,TOOL,Jay & Silent Bob,Will Smith,Jada Pinkett Smith,Bruce Willis,Charlie Benante & Scott Ian of Anthrax,Lewis Black, Jack Black,KoRn,the WHOLE cast of The Lost World Tv Series, the WHOLE cast of Jurassic Park, uuuh, Steven Speilberg & TONS more........................................................ .......& anyone who is kinda like me & knows a little bit about EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! Extremely OPEN-Minded People.***************************************************** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************ If you need to get in touch with me. I ONLY have AIM at the moment. My IM Screen Name is: Dreadlockula666

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ..THE CURE - "One Hundred Years"_______________________________ Uuummm..........For sure, WAY MORE than the average person on Earth would listen to.lol. As to Rock music goes, I've seen in concert LITERALLY almost EVERY SINGLE ROCK band theres to be seen.(If not, some of these bands I've seen either 2 or even up to 10 or more times).If you want, just either quiz me or ask me which groups I haven't seen yet. ___________________________________________________________ 'Thou Shalt Always Kill'. -by- Scroobius Pip ______________________________________________I'm a metalhead at heart. NOt a 100% dedicated one, but a true fan of it. I'm REALLY open-minded when it comes to music. But I listen to things from the Beatles (ALL THE WAY) to SLAYER.I'm really love 80's & 90's music. I came from California, so music is a BIG thing. Just for now, I'll list a taste of some of my favorite bands: KoRn,Ministry,Depeche Mode,Sepultura,Soulfly, Pantera, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers,The Cure, The Cars,Metallica, Michael Jackson (DON"T LIE, you liked him too. You're SUCH a liar) Cannibal Corpse,No Doubt,Foxy Brown,NOFX, Suicidal Tendencies,2Pac, the Rolling Stones,Missy Elliot, Boys 2 Men,BUSH, GWAR, Snoop Doggy Dog,Phil Collins, SLAYER,TOOL,AFI, Deftones,FEAR FACTORY, NailBomb,SLIPKNOT,Children of Bodom,The Cranberries, The Casualties,Coheed & Cambria,Wu-Tang Clan, Busta Rymes,MASE,Bone Thugs N' Harmony,Kanye West, AeroSmith, ONUS, RadioHead, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, RANCID,Pearl Jam,Styx, Smashing Pumpkins, Alanis Morissette, Interpol,Bjork, The White Stripes,Death, The Beatles,Morbid Angel,Napalm Death,HATEBREED,John Lennon,DAMAGEPLAN, KREATOR,Superjoint Ritual, Behemoth,Six Feet Under,Job for a Cowboy,As I Lay Dying, ATREYU,Unearth,The Dixie Chicks,Motley Crue, OZZY,Judas Priest, Peter Gabriel,David Bowie, Reel Big Fish,Sevendust, Anthrax,SOIL, Rob Zombie, Nonpoint,(Hed)p.e,MUSE, THE WHO,Snow Patrol, Autolux, Foo Fighters,Nine Inch Nails.............the list goes on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on . FOREVER............

Movies:

This list would take you OVER 24 HOURS with NO BREAK to view the entire catalog. But my ..1 FAVORITE movie & MOST inspirational is Jurassic Park. That movie changed my life. When I'm Filthy RICH 15 to 20 years from now. I'm going to custom build a 90 foot Animatronic T-Rex on my front lawn. To scare the HELL OUT OF kids on Halloween. It would take up ALOT of electricity.If you ever noticed, the Iguana (a reptile) in my opinion is the closest looking thing to a VELOCIRAPTOR Raptor. Except iguanas can't stand, unless you trained them. Their eyes are identicle. GET YOURSELF A IGUANA.The Closest thing to a pet raptor,lol. Well, enough with the mumbo jumbo.

Television:

I LOVE TELEVISION!!!!!!!! Can't get enough of it. hhhmmmm.......I'll tell you what shows are awesome in my opinion:Criss Angel***The Lost World***Myth Busters*** Adult Swim(Most of the shows on it are awesome)****Everybody Loves Reymond(I relate to it, I'm Raymond & my brother is taller than me & actually acts just like Robert. Only thing is I have a sister & they don't)*****South Park***MAD TV***SNL***Dave Chappell Show***SpongeBob SquarePants***Drawn Together***Inuyasha***Full Metal Alchemist***Ghost in Shell***It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia***Maried……with Children***Fresh Prince of Bel-Air***MADE*** Next***BlindDate***The Munsters***Desperate House Wifes(My parents got me addicted to that,lol)***The X-Files***Pimp My Ride***Conan O’ Brian show***Jimmy Kimmel show*** Jay Leno show***Stella***((((((THE OLD NICKELODEON-YOU REMEMBER THAT DON”T YOU……HELL YEAH!!!!!))))))Channels I watch: CNN(I watch the news alot actually)-MTV(It's stupid these days, but I still watch it)....VH1...Nickelodeon....Cartoon Network....Animal Planet....BET.....Sci-Fi Channel....FOOD Network.....E Chaneel.....Fox Channel....Travel Channel...Discovery Channel....USA...A&E....TNT....All HBO channels............bla,bla,bla,bla,bla,bla,bla.bla........I 'm SURPRISED if your actually reading ALL this crap.

Heroes:

I'll fill this out later........I'm too lazy at the Moment.

My Blog

I got ROBBED in CHicago with a GUN to my Head!!!!!!!

Hey everyone. Of course I haven't been on here that much to update. My (1st) Blog EVER!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH!!! Hey EveryBody. Everything has gone to hell & worse. But screw all that. Life is a...
Posted by Juan on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:07:00 PST