Well, about me....I'm a super swell guy. I like Pink Hornless Unicorns and clipping coupons. I'm mostly made of water (and GAS) but am often made up of lots of beer.
Eggs, pretty girls, self help books, get rich quick schemes, Boozing, Schmoozing, Schnoozing, Drumming and stuff that rocks, Vintage BMX, Antique Bonnet collecting, acting a retard, recording music, Photography, building things, tearing up things, Bloody Mary's and/or Mimosa's in the morning with Eggs Benidict, a nice BM, welding, drinking, road trips, supple buttocks (of a girl), pillow talk, soul searching, Guns'n'liquor, talking shit, Laughing at idiotic people, finding beauty and humor in all that is ugly, wishing I had a 'new old Lady', Meat, striving to reach that (ever elusive) higher plane of existence, squeezing pimples and pores, and neat stuffs like that.
Hot Chicks, Nice Girls, Hoochie Mama's, Your Mama
The Easter Bunny Song, the Birthday song, Music is so over rated.........i do like Lawrence Welk though.
Taxi Driver, Clockwork Orange, Resevoir Dogs, Blue Velvet, Shaolin Drunkard, Ghost in a Shell, Mr. Show, Warriors, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho tep, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, Monty Python, Spaghetti Westerns, your mom, Spinal Tap and anything by Christopher Guest, Memento, Dear Hunter, Drunken Master, New Wave Hookers (funniest porno ever.....well thats debatable), Rock'n'Roll ..3 Sexy Girls
Adult Swim, H.R. Pufnstuf, Banana Splits, Barnaby Jones, All in the Family
Reading is for dweebs and queebs, although i did read this book called
Keith Moon, Gene Krupa, John Bonham, Buddy Rich, Archie Bunker