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ALYSSA

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I WAS BORN A BLACK, GAY MAN WITH WEBBED FEET. I AM A CHARTER MEMBER OF THE BIBB CITY NINJA CLUB & HEAD THE MANNEQUIN FASHION & LIMB REPAIR DEPT. AT SISTER WIG ON BROADWAY. I AM ONE OF 4 PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHO HAS BRED EL CHUPACABRAS FOR RELEASE INTO THE FARMLANDS OF MEXICO.....AND THEY SAID I'D NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

My Interests

ART, MUSIC, WRITING, THEATRE, TRYING TO ANSWER UNASWERABLE QUESTIONS, ENJOYING SHARING THIS JOURNEY WITH CREATIVE FOLK.

I'd like to meet:

BOB DYLAN OR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TALK BOB DYLAN, EXISTENTIALISM, OR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO GIVE ME MONEY.

Music:

I LIVE FOR GOOD ROCK N' ROLL, ALSO ENJOY BLUES/ROOTS,AS WELL AS SOME GOOD OLE' GAY PRIDE RAINBOW FLOAT DISCO ELECTRONICA. BOB DYLAN (HE'S GOD IN SONGWRITING GLORY), DAVID BOWIE, THE ROLLING STONES (WHEN KEITH & MICK WERE STILL ON HEROIN), TAJ MAHAL, JANIS JOPLIN, PRECIOUS BRYANT, JAKE FUSSELL, LOLA GULLEY, JIMI HENDRIX, BOB MARLEY, DAVID GRAY, ANYTHING JACK WHITE, BT, DANNY TENAGLIA, KINGS OF LEON (BEFORE THEY SOLD OUT), REGINA SPEKTOR, RADIOHEAD, STEPPENWOLF, ROKY ERICKSON, JAMES BROWN, ALICE IN CHAINS, DINOSAUR JR., LED ZEPPELIN, AND (LIKE THE BEAT) THE LIST GOES ON....AND ON....

Movies:

I LIKE DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT ANIMALS ADDICTED TO MORPHINE & PARAPALEGIC POKER PLAYERS, GREY GARDENS, ANY CHRISTOPHER GUEST WORK, TOMBSTONE, THE DANCIN' OUTLAW, AMERICAN MOVIE, IN AMERICA, MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN, YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME, MULESKINNER BLUES.....

Television:

OPRAH RULZ, THE FIRST 48 GIVES ME NIGHTMARES, BUT I WATCH IT ANYHOW. COPS IS COOL WHEN NONE OF MY RELATIVES ARE IN THE EPISODES, REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY (ONLY TO REMIND ME THAT I STILL LIVE AMONGST THOSE WHO HAVE NO CLUE), PROJECT RUNWAY, WILL & GRACE, THE BRADY BUNCH, AND JAN CROUCH (THE PINK-HAIRED TELEVANGELIST) IS A VEGAS SHOW-STOPPER!! CRY, BITCH, CRY!

Books:

I CAN ONLY READ POP-UP BOOKS

Heroes:

BOB DYLAN, MUHAMED ALI, MEE-MAW