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Tyrone

Huh? I want some crack rocks

About Me

Huh? I'm Tyrone Biggums, and I like crack and elk penis. You gotta play to win. I also like talking to kids about drugs at schools. I discovered how to make crack and informed General Cornrow Wallace in the joint.We all know that you can sneak into your momma's room late at night and steal 10 or 20 dollars from her purse and then catch the "D" bus downtown. Then you look for a Latino man names "Martinez", and we all know that Martinez's stuff is Da Bomb! MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Red Balls...it's crack in a can!

I'd like to meet:

You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis. I've tasted a lot. In my line of work, you taste penises all the time. My proudest moment was my $450,000 Crack Party

Music:

It is truly an honor and a privilege for me to be here at Pinehurst school, or whatever your school is called today. I say its a privilege, because its a violation of my parole to be around children. But enough about that!

Movies:

He's been away for a while but he's back around. The kookiest crackhead in the town. He kicked his habit back in the joint. He's finally home. He's Tyrone.

Television:

I enjoy Chinese riddles (like 'how can you sleep when you're high on crack), carjacking, stealing stereos, the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway. Anything I can do to find money. Crack, here I come

Books:

Ummmmm...a peanut butter and crack sandwhich!

Heroes:

Let me tell you something about me Joe Rogan that you might not know. I smoke rocks.