Infamous quotes section!
"You know what that's for? Garden shit" - Pip on the topic of brown bins.
"Oh mayte! You've bin slammed!" - Emo Paul talking about his internet provider.
"With all the squawking and feathers flying everywhere, you'd feel as though you we're doing a real good job you know..." - Me, proclaiming my desire for chickens.
"Well, I'm gonna be a rapper, I don't have time for this shit..." - Lee Lee with his theory on life.
Yoh - "Errrr, he thinks he's that guitarist from RX!"
SteLee - "Yeah, he's just THAT guitarist from RX! He's not THE guitarist from RX like yours truly! I'll put him in his place if he wants!" - Me and SteLee placing people in the HITLIST.
"Whoa, Jeff's got predictive text set on The Rock!" - Tin Sao and his amazement of my ability to use foresight concerning WWE's The Rock.
Pip - "Who's that wise guy?"
Yoh - "The guy with the ladders?"
Pip - "Yeah"
Yoh - "I dunno he's probably cleaning the windows"
Pip - "...We don't have windows that far up..."
Yoh - "... ... Ohh... ..." - Me and Pip discussing the reasons behind the fact that a strange man is climbing on our roof.
Yoh - "I wonder if there are any books on politics seen as I'm gonna be dictator".
Matteus - "Well, I don't see why not, there were books on Bin Laden the last time I checked..." - Matteus and his easy going manner exclaiming his favour of me becoming Emperor in his matter of fact tone.
"They look tired, warn out and pre-owned" - Surely Brooky, you're not talking about those Upper Sixth Notre Dame girls are you?
"I am a funny fucker... I'm just thick really. Today I learnt Scotland is in Britain! Woah man. - Megan and her MySpace Geography lessons.
"Geoff I want your crazy dancing, crazy moshing, crazy babies! And if you put this quote on MySpace I'll just say - WORRITMETHO?!" - Gem putting in words how much she wants to open her legs for me.
"Where Jack?" - KitKat and her little voice wondering where the famous Jek Jealousy has disappeared to
"I got a shock from that! That's pretty funny! Touch it!" - Al trying to make me as suicidal as him during band practice.
"Oh Erin, you've had your hair cut! Doesn't it look smart?" -Ishmael and his judgment on KitKat's new hair do.
"Your willy must be right odd. The way you sort it out is just... Right odd..." - How could you know that Jek's willy is odd without seeing it Smack? It was a good guess though.
"How do you feel about that mayyte?" - Sorry, I didn't mean to slip and tattoo your virtual nip-nips.
"That must have happened to someone so they know, and oh the poor willy!" - Sex change is a painful process Smak, but don't worry, the willy is doing just fine.
"When is that peacock kid gonna get a fucking life?" - If you saw the peacock kid, you would understand where Nolan is coming from...
"Buffoon! Errr did you just call me a dirty baboon?" - No Gem, you called yourself both...
"You've got yourself a catch there! He's willing to be cold for you AND lick your batty." - See Gem? Roger understands the meaning of a perfect relationship!
"He tries to emphasize all the important things, but it's all important so he sounds like a twat all the way through... "And Lord Bingham said."" - Gem, I didn't realize your lecturer was actually THE Les Dennis from Family Fortunes!
"Yes way... Sophie told me everything that they got up to. FlapFlapFlap and moaning! I am so glad I was passed out." - So they were just pretending to be giant birds then Ish? Sounds like you missed out after your alcohol consumption.
"You may kiss my little feet" - Tutankhamen would be stirring in his grave Gem. Little chair, footstool, feet and all...
"Is it your bum that keeps making those little stinks?" - It's Tazz, Looci...
"I hate things like this. They get me really nervous and I go to the toilet loads." - How could you possibly be nervous at a Christening Brooky?
"I thought they were cutting your pot off, not circumsizing you!" - Do the size of the scissors make you nervous Pip?
"If Satan had a smell, I reckon he would smell like that..." - Why Gem, did he have the cheek to ask why we were moving away from him... Maybe it's because your a DIRTY SMELLY BASTARD!
"HOW ABOUT YOU KISS MY FUCKING RED ARSE!!!" - ...No need to get so serious Skipper...
Jek gets his own section
"BITCH! I am Shakespeare!! Can't you tell by my massive beard *Looks at his crotch* and perfectly spoken language?" - Jek, comparing his genital region to Shakespeare's non-existent facial hair.
"Gordon Brown? Isn't he that guy from Big Brother?? - Somehow Jek, I can't see Gordon Brown shoving bottles up his meat purse...
"I only liked her for her rack. Lee threw a potato at my foot. Toenail turned black. Fucking dickhead." - Jek and his rage about his discoloured toenail being unattractive to girls with double D's.
"YOU F***ING BEANBAG, YOU WANT SOME?!" - Here's your warning kids, don't make Jek Jealousy angry, you don't know what he's capable of!
Yoh - "I think she's a nice lass".
Jek - "Yeah she is nice but... well, she hacked my MySpace didn't she?" - It's always good to see where your priorities lay Jek! Even if it is with the MySpace generation.
"Shit quality. Can't see no breastage" - Jek, whilst browsing through the sluts pictures on MySpace.
"PHWOAR! Look at her northern pins! I would get on my knees and lick her fanny RIGHT NOW!" - It's true, Jek needs his own quotes section, and his own collection of over 80's porn mags.
""Me at modeling..."" Must've been a shit camera" - Jek and his vast knowledge on the product, and of modeling pictures in general.
"I'm Mexican. I have lots of cocaine, and you can suck my little willy" - C2C modeling, has it's own screenplay, written by non other than Jek Jealousy.
"Look at that little woman!" - Yes Jek, we all noticed the Morrison's bags were bigger than her...
"Are YOU feeling friskey? Call 1-500-your-mother-copped-a-feel!" - I can't write anything about this... I have no idea what was going on in his little Mind Tank.
"Look at the two **** there. They must be gay. You never see two together. Oh look! There's another one there! ... What's going on with the world? - I just don't know Jek... I just don't know...
"Luckily my arm broke my fall. Then my arm broke..." - Hit me on the head with that lolly again Jek, you'll never have another quote on here again, because I'll take your life.
"When I heard his voice, I thought I'd go for it... Then I realized my arm was broke..." - Twat. He's just funnier now he's only got one arm.
"STOP PLAYING WITH SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENS!!" - But Jek, we're being serious! If you plant pasta, pasta trees grow!
"Look at all that Poon!!" - Well to be honest man, I was just looking at their tits...
Yer mam.
"Without music, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche.
Constantine,
Donnie Darko,
Gangs of New York,
The Matrix,
The Punisher,
Hong Kong legend releases,
Just the favourites
"Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man
far better than through mortal friends." - Dawn Adams.
"Beware of the man of one book." - St. Thomas Aquinas.
Nowadays, I seem to think of heroes as people who belong in fairytales fighting dragons. People come and go, and even though you may never see them again, they always teach you a lesson, and that's what life is. Grabbing as much knowledge as you can, and moving on. We plant parts of our life into everyone we meet, and no matter where we go after that, as long as the lesson is learnt, and we've gained the knowledge, then whatever happens is just fate.
Here are the people who have taught me a lesson:
Pip - Taught me that life is about living. It doesn't matter how many people put you down, no matter how many times you fail, you've just got to get yourself back up off of your feet and soldier straight back in.
Lee Himself - Taught me that no matter what problems you've caused, and how many people you've hurt, if you try hard enough to change who you are, and be a better person, you can. Errors can be erased, and people can change if they really persevere.
Brooky - Taught me that times get hard, and loneliness will creep in when you least expect it, but all you've got to do is look to the future, and carry on. Things get better if you keep what you've learnt, and use it in the future.
Jek - Taught me that great effort needs to be put into a relationship to make it happen. Nothing comes easy, and nothing ever will without dire consequences.
Samie - Taught me that talking your problems through and swallowing your pride is the most soul cleansing thing you can do. Sometimes you have to do things that don't benefit you, just for the good of your friends.
McGee - Taught me that even the wise need advice sometimes. You may give other people words of advice, but you can't always live by your own. In the long run, it's better to ask for help rather than isolate yourself.
Matteus Brutus - Taught me that people are individual, and although we all have our differences, we just need to get on with them. No-one can put you down if you have a solid will.
Diamond - Taught me that individuality is something that we should cherish. It doesn't matter what people think, as long as you are happy with yourself, and no-one is getting hurt.
KitKat - Taught me that patience is a virtue. When your friends have a problem, you need to push yours underneath the rug and help a friend in need. It may happen alot, but the bond you can make with a friend in need is unbreakable.
Emo Paul - Taught me that when you really want something, you've just got to work at it. People don't get where they are by laying back and letting things come to them, they take an active step to resolve things, or create something extra within their lives. "It's like growing your hair. You get to the point where you look a complete idiot, but you just have to carry on for the outcome."
Nick - Taught me that criticism makes you a better person. No matter where you stand within the hierarchy, you're not perfect, and things can change. People lower in the hierarchy have things that you may never have, and their advice is golden.
Twitch - Taught me that bad times always come to the best of people, but only because you don't want them to. Bad times come to everyone, but dreams come true when you least expect them to.
Tin Sao - Taught me that life is one big lesson, and time changes everything. People change from day to day, and we can never speak to the same person twice. People have a funny way of re-entering your life. Integrity is what a man needs the most. If you are true to yourself, then nothing can harm your soul.
Tiny - Taught me that things can change at the click of a finger, but life goes on. No matter what appears in your life, you can always make the most of any situation.
Gem Sword - Taught me to use my voice. To have so many ideas and dreams cluttered inside your head is a waste of time, and to get them out into the open is not only better for you, but for the rest of the world.