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kris

i knock em up and punch em out

About Me

new profile @ myspace.com/chefonemillion

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

a nice jewish girl.... my mom says i need one
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

dragonforce. motorhead. the weakerthans. slayer. elliot smith. danzig.

Movies:

point break.nightmare before xmas. the guneapig projects. friday the 13th. say anything. hellraiser. mad max. star wars. die hard. evil dead. toxic avenger. buba ho tep. battle royale. texas chainsaw. hellboy. the list goes on and on.... i mean c'mon i have over 600 ....

Television:

i 3 the cable

Books:

comics

Heroes:

mayonaise

My Blog

more art

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Posted by kris is a happy camper on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST

new art


Posted by kris is a happy camper on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:51:00 PST

nothing really worth while

im over the human race! im in love with i dont know what or where!!! this is wicked bunk... i cant seem to find myself in a great place... well i did but now im over the relaxed mellow life style of t...
Posted by kris is a happy camper on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:06:00 PST

i made art

art is fun
Posted by kris is a happy camper on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:47:00 PST

joy

So here I am laying in bed and I am just rocking some sappy ass emo garbage and yet I am n a state of complete contentness.... I've barely drank since I moved and I really enjoy my job, my house, my c...
Posted by kris is a happy camper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a harsh truth

Tonight I realized I am goin to miss the friends I have and to hell with the people who seem to have no faith in me..... I realize I have been a complete and total loser for the past 5 months but I th...
Posted by kris is a happy camper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thai food and thoughts

sometimes you gotta know when to cut your losses and give up. i on the other hand no such thing. tonight trevor and i went into another world.... here it goes. outside big johns pub a little bar tha...
Posted by kris is a happy camper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck you

one more thing i remeber when all of my friends could hang out in one place.... what happened?
Posted by kris is a happy camper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate the world

i hate my life all i do is get drunk. what the fuck is wrong with me.... tonight i talked a whole lot o sshit to puck from the real world... that guy is a fag!!!! he said he would buy the bar i was in...
Posted by kris is a happy camper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another quiz odf lenthy perportions

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1. kris 2. skrat 3. hey you yeah you the drunk guy THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: 1. bugs 2. being alone 3. the human race THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY: 1. smokes...
Posted by kris is a happy camper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST