99 Personal Questions What is your full name?: Joseph Louis McQuoid Your birth date:: 14th July 1987 What color is your hair? Is it short, medium or long?: Brown, average What color are your eyes?: Brown How tall are you?: 6ft 1ins Single or Taken?: Single Do you have pets? If so, how many and what kind?: No Who do you live with?: Live on me jacks! What do you do for school and work?: Training deck officer or cadet for short Any kids? If not, do you want any?: hope not yet but who knows? one day What music do you listen to the most?: Indie....mostly oasis drivin everyone around me mental Do you like to read? If so...favorite book(s)?: Harry Potter Virgin or not?: wouldnt u like to know Name your 3 closest friends.: farkun toughie cos i got loads but if i had to pick them thered be 4-louis,jamesh,adz n lew Which one is your very best friend?: Louis/James----Known em too long. We go way back Your skin...is it fair, medium or dark?: medium.......i can go propa braaane but not mccann standards How often do you really "go out"?: about twice a week Have you ever lost anyone you loved?: nah not really apart from relatives Ever been in love?: nah not properly like loved up mr rees and mr robinson....cant believe im gonna have to make me best man debut at a joint wedding On a scale of 1-5 how organized are you?: haha im fuckin totally unorganised, i can barely book a taxi Do you excercise regularly? If so, how often?: yeh play me football n the odd mental run n in the gym Zodiac sign?: Cancer Have any nick names? If so, what?: loads at school. think ill stick wiv Big joey X tho. Name a couple of T.V. shows you watch a lot.: jezza kyle, Match of the day Movie(s) you can watch over and over:: Toy story....fuckin top film, not me favourite but i never get bored, footy factorys up there tho and if wiv rees its jurassic park. kaaaaaawl kaaaaaaawl Do you have tattoos? If yes, how many and where are they?: nah not yet, mite get the chuckle brothers done on me arm tho Any piercings? If yes, how many and where are they?: nah theyre for girls and pirates Wear glasses?: no but that could change as im getting blinder by the day Have braces?: nope Do you have siblings? If so, how many?: 5 Are your parents still together?: Are they shit. Dont know how they ever were together. What is/was your worst subject in school?: French Your best subject?: Wood tech and PE Do you currently play any sports? If so, what?: Football Do you like to dance?: yeh puta bita mozza on and ill be on the mic before u can say hang the dj! Sing?: on the odd occasion i burst out a song. im ona them hair brush divas! Favorite color?: RED ARMY! Favorite Holiday?: Maggers 05.....will it be beaten? in or out? Where, outside of the U.S. would you like to visit?: i'd like to visit the US, ova than that argentina and brazil. Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?: older but they havent seen the botton impressions. I will not be forced out of the woodwork shop anthony!!!! Ever have an imaginary friend as a child?: No but i might create an alter ego for when im at college and sea. A little ship geek. Ever been skinny dipping?: yeh shamefully Did/Do you enjoy highschool for the most part?: it were ace. ms shaws tutor. end of. Do any drugs? If yes, what?: would rather leave that between me and the doc. Drink? If yes, how often?: yeh quite a bit but im not quite birrell standards yet. workin me way tho. Smoke?: never tried it and proud as fuck. Ever been in a physical fight? If yes how many and who were they with?: yeh loads but wont name any names Have you ever cheated in a relationship?: never What's your definition of cheating?: cuddling or eye contact Do you wear pajamas to places other than at your house?: yes. Have you ever stolen anything from a store or from someone?: sadly im a little thief yeh, tho im not as bad as matthew poole, he stole something very bad. Ever cheated on a test?: loads, all the ones at college. Only cheatin if u get caught Ever been in any legal trouble?: nuffin really Do you regret anything?: No regrets, robbie williams Name 5 of the most important things in your life.: family,mates,football, How many languages can you speak and what are they?: english (fluent), french (can say my name and swear) and can swear in filipino and croatian. Are you a touchy feely person?: can be when ive had a few. dont generally get touchy feely wiv any1 tho Do you take showers in the morning or at night more?: morning Do you trust easily?: yeh, way too easily. im a mug Any phobias?: having the urge to jump off the ship when its moving full speed and id get sucked straight under the propellers. Are you a heavy or light sleeper?: light. i need to train myself to sleep better. When did you make your myspace profile?: ages ago Any disorders you've actually been diagnosed with (O.C.D., A.D.D...)?: greatness Are you a morning person?: deffo aint onea them Sunrise or sunset?: sunset Ever had surgery?: yep- me arm Ever come close to death?: thought some egyptian bloke was gona stab me cos i taunted him wiv a box of fags but luckily he forgot me within two months Ever broken any bones?: arm again When you die, would you rather be burried or cremated?: take me up the barbecue, fuck bein worm foddur! Play any instruments? If so, what?: i can play about 3 tunes on the keyboard, and make sound effects to go with pretend punches i throw. Have you been told you can sing well more than once?: yeh loads of times. i reckon i should be on pop idol. blow that poof will young out the sky. 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot:: couldnt pick 3 the rest of me would feel left out. im all great Your least favorite feature:: none but other than to me i can see why no-one likes my fucked up bent toe Clothing store you shop at the most:: anywhere really.fuck knows What is/are your heritage(s)?: never can understand what this means. What is your religion or do you not really have one?: protestant but im not religious to be honest Ever been cheated on?: not that i know of. Ever had a one night stand? If so, how many and do you regret any of them?: my mum reads this. Current friend that you have known the longest:: Louis rees....knew him in yr 6 Name someone you can tell just about anything to.: james n lou again, right trio of queers Sweet or Sour?: sweet Where were you born?: Pompey Do any of your close friends have children?: not yet, thatd be class tho Are any of them married?: soon to be-- i think cole n louis are engaged to each other tho they havent confirmed a date yet Have you ever taken any antidepresants or anxiety medication?: none of that shit, my dad always manages to tell me some depressing side effect facts Ever seen a therapist?: nope Did/do you transfer schools a lot?: i did once. not a gd shout but worked out alrite Favorite animal to have as a pet:: definate monkey How many floors does your home have? How many bedrooms and bathrooms?: 1 room, 1 bed, 1 sink, 1 telly 1 cupboard,2 desks, 1 computer, shelves, drawers, two chairs and me! Do you live in a neighborhood or in the middle of nowhere?: in blyth surrounded by dickheads and spivs Favorite food:: italian or chinese Do you like to shop?: yeh bit too much How often do you go online?: loads cos theres nuffin else to do in warsash How sexual are you on a scale of 1-10?: i put the grrrrrrrr in swinger baby. Something or someone you miss the most from childhood:: do miss some good old bullying at city boys Have you ever slept with somone 10 years or more older than you?: no Over 10 years younger?: no Are you usually late, early or right on time?: usually on time or late....always late or early for a train or bus tho Are you happy with your life for the most part right now?: pretty much happy, could always win the lottery tho and kill myself young wiv a load of parties, drugs n brasses reeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!
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Oasis,the stone roses, mozza n the smiths,new order,the beatles,the delays,stereophonics,arctic monkeys,primal scream,Kasabian,The killers,The kooks,Joy Division,Happy mondays,The jam,Foo fighters,Lily allen, The doves, Duran duran (Hungry like the wolf!!!!!)
Loads but few favourites gota be goodfellas,scarface,footy factory,the business,sexy beast,pulp fiction,true romance,the never ending story 1,2 and 3.
Before i got back to college i was pretty cool and only watched a few gd things like sopranos,family guy n the simpsons and obv the footy but now im turning into onea them daytime telly geeks. So it's full on jeremy kyle, deal or no deal,countdown,this morning...............tho i refused to be drawn into diagnosis murder or fuckin doctors.
My 1998 edition of the Nautical Almanac is a damn fine read. Other than that read all sorts of shit.