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Cals

Heres a Tour of My House....Living Room, My Room.....TOUR OVER!

About Me


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"My old man once said to me...stay away from crime, women and drugs...what a load of old bollox that turned out to be!!"

Oi Oi treacle, how we doing? Less bout u....more bout magic greeno! No longer at uni, turned into a beauty school dropout but am goin bk next yr to finish it off. I havent dun 3 years for balls all! Still the usual self...drinking too much and enjoying an orange & passion fruit j20 from time to time!

Still working at the p hut...full time loser! Would like to think ive grown up a bit since movin away, not literally obviously....still danny devitos younger brother! Also managed to get myself all loved up in the last few months, so even if you look like coles old dear (MILF of doom) dont try chattin me up coz im not one to cheat!

Anyways, think ive got enough friends on here now so only add me if ur a bit of a looker or actually know me. Not up for n e randoms or skint hoodrags!!

My Interests

shanting, clubbin, my mrs, footy (specially the pride of manc land...MANCHESTER UNITED,love nights out with my boys docco, pete, C-no, weaver, collin (Oh Erin), love muscle, rees (Oh Bridy), j.d & the rest of them,plus my other boys in aldershot!!! I havent forgot bout u nate, spook, kerm, stevie b and t and the rest of the aldershot massive!! love u all

I'd like to meet:

Danny Dyer - me and him wud get bang on it and do plenty of heavily cut drugs!
Doccos old dears old dear!
Fearne Britton...coz i always get her confused with Cotton (you no which one i really mean!!)
Ted West - coz apparently hes a serial killer isnt he Pete!

Music:

i like all diff things really... gotta love bit of old school music, r'n b, dance, some indie music ( i love oasis, what a pair of legends noel and liam are). Bang into Kasabian, the kooks and razorlight as well at the moment. I do like bit of rap aswell...specially wen boozin it up in Envy. POP POP POP!

Movies:

football factory
(look like a vicar mate!!!)
When Saturday comes, Essex Boys - Sean Bean is the boy
Goodbye Charlie Bright
Human Traffic - awesome wen ive had a few 2 many desmonds
Shawshank Redemption - classic!
Training day
How High - BUFU...By us F**k You
All the Fridays - Puff Puff Give

Television:

Never get much time really...watch footie mainly on tv. Do have a few shows i get in the mixer with.
MOTD - Best footy programme ever
Dream Team - Carl Fletcher is a legend
Nip Tuck

Books:

Harry Potter is amazing, i have read every book.............have i balls!
Not a fan of n e books, especially harry twotter. If im bein honest im illeterate and cannot speel!

Heroes:

where do i start?.....
george best
maradona
liam & noel gallagher
danny dyer
tamer hassan
Beccy Creasey...What a dirtbag (C loved it!)
Almost forgot...1966 woz a great year for english football....Eric was born!