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Kelly

If life hands you lemons...just say fuck the lemons and bail

About Me

Please read the following rules before proceeding: 1) Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them. 2) If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote. 3) I always choose chocolate over men, always 4) 51% love goddess, 49% bitch 5) My sexual preference is NO. 6) My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray. 7) It's not size that counts... No, Wait, Size does count 8) Remember you horny piece of dirt, Girls are made of sugar spice and everything nice 9) Men are like hardwood floors, Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever. 10)Save your breath for your inflatable date.


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My Interests

MY NEW BIKE! the outdoors, Politics, Traveling, Cooking, Scuba Diving, Chillin with my favorite ladies, Sushi, BEADS, New Shoes make everything alright, doing things I haven't done yet, being random, THE WHITE SOX, honesty, sea shells, getting lost in a sky full of stars, that way it smells just before a storm, actually everything about summer storms, fishing! realizing that life is too short for people that don't cherish every secondhref="http://www.myhotcomments.com/graphics.php?index= best">
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I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama... He's amazing.

Music:

Dave Matthews, Dashboard, Snow Patrol, Mat Kearney, Ben Harper, Maroon 5, Blue October, the Killers, Plain White Ts, Deathcab, Rascall Flatts

Movies:

KUNG FU PANDA!! Talladega Nights, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Entrapment, Constant Gardener, Interpreter, How to loose a Guy in 10 Days, Closer, Wicker Park, Dogma, What Dreams May Come, In her Shoes, Happy Feet, Pulp Fiction, Babel, the Illusionist, 1405

Television:

Lost, Grey's, Family Guy, King of Queens, Daily Show, Colbert Report, and all those great fixin up my home shows

Books:

Blowback by Chalmers Johnson, Tuesdays with Morrie, the Psyco Ex Game

Heroes:

My Friends and Family for always being supportive no matter how tough life gets...

My Blog

Don’t look back

Growing up is a crazy thing. Sometimes I wish we could go back to the days when ice cream made doctors visits and splinters less scary, and hiding in a rack of clothes was the most fun you could ever...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:14:00 PST

I Love Thursdays...

"Too often, the thing you want most is the one thing you can't have. Desire leaves us heartbroken, it wears us out. Desire can wreck your life. But as tough as wanting something can be, the people who...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:41:00 PST

Thank you kansas

Dear Kansas, You suck at life we had no power for two days all my food is bad I have a gazillion midterms but instead of studying I got drunk and ate pizza Thank you Kansas for ruining my diet and my...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:05:00 PST