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About Me

Right, about me, right, ok, well, im an illustrator/artist/tattooist and am currently in the process of opening my own tattoo shop called 'The Ink Spot' in ulverston where i live. Im not a shy person, far from it and im not the type to turn down an opportunity whether it turns out good or bad. the way i look at things is that its an experience, and all experiences are worth having. i love random roadtrips or adventures of any kind and more often than not they turn out to be the best times of my life. if i like you i will say so, therefore if i dont like you i will also say so. im a sucker for love, which makes me a bit of a sucker for women (especially red haired ones as you can probably tell), so i guess women are my weakness but hey i can live with it. i love doing things that are out of the ordinary and maybe some people think im a weirdo freak but hey i can live with that too, i wouldnt trade my experiences and the things ive seen and done to be normal no matter what. i have great friends that i can call up at 3 in the morning and they will be there no questions asked (even with bail money!). Im creative and caring, loyal and romantic, yes im romantic but im not a hopeless romantic, im fantastic at it!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 1.23 am (it is as well, weird!)
Name?: James but you can call me James
Nicknames?: filthy jim, perv, bastard! all loving terms!
Date of birth?: 29th april
Sex?: male
Height?: not sure
Eye color?: not sure, blue i think
Where were you born?: manchester
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: i didnt get a cake
Pets?: 2 dogs called jazz and bonny
Hair color?: blonde
Piercings?: none
Town you live in?: ulverston
Favorite foods?: steak and chips, spag bol, chcocolate, rat burgers from outside old trafford
Ever been to Africa?: no
Been toilet papering?: yeh all the time when i was younger and less mature (about 2 days a go)
Love someone so much it made you cry?: oh hell yeh, on to many occasions
Been in a car accident?: yeh, a few actually, rolled a car 3 times before it hit a tree, door fell off and i searched for my fags and lit one with petrol all over the road, not a good idea, and then i couldnt stop laughing at everyone running up to me!
Croutons or bacon bits?: bacon baby!
Favorite day of the week?: any day
Favorite resturant?: id have to say nanz in chorlton, best curry ever!
Favorite flower?: a rose by any other name
Favorite sport to watch?: manchester united
Favorite drink?: tea, hot chocolate
Favorite ice cream flavor?: carte dor triple chocolate
Warner Bros. or Disney?: warner bros every time, wile e coyote, bugs, daffy! duck season, rabbit season, rabbit season, duck season BOOM!
Favorite fast food restuarant?: pizza hut
Carpet color in your bedroom?: tiles for that touch of class
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: passed first time thanks to my dodgy upbringing
Whom did you get your last email from?: lindsey
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: forbidden planet or some porn emporium
What do you do most often when you are bored?: watch porn
Most annoying thing to say to me?: 'you do know wolverine isnt real dont you?'
Bedtime?: never
Favorite TV show?: sopranos
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: Anastasia
Been out of country?: yes plenty of times
Believe in magick?: when i watched cantona play yes, when i fall in love yes
Ford or Chevy?: 1969 ford mustang fastback, V8! FUCK YEH
What are you listening to right now?: the soud of silence (really)
Have you ever failed a grade?: yeh french but hey they speak english
If you have, what grade did you fail?: french
Do you have a crush on someone?: ive fallen for someone yes, much to my dismay actually!
Do you have a bf/gf?: no
If so, what is their name?: righty and sometimes lefty
How long have you been together?: weve been together for as long as i remember
What are you wearing right now?: manchester united top, black jeans, trainers
Would you have sex before marriage?: of course
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: lol, yeh you could say that
Are you a virgin?: no
Do you smoke?: shitloads
Do you drink?: no i dont actually
Are you ghetto?: im more netto!
Are you a player?: not at all
What are your favorite colors?: red, black
What is your favorite animal?: carcaridon carcarrius and wolves
Do you have any birthmarks?: nope
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: oh yeh, usually football matchday incidents
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: leah
Have you ever been slapped?: yeh and i like it
Do you get online a lot?: moreso thesedays
Are you shy or outgoing?: im not shy at all, would likr to be for a day
Do you shower?: yes
Do you hate school?: i did when i was there
Do you have a social life?: i do ok
How easily do you trust people?: women way to easily
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: yeh i do
Would you ever sky dive?: yep
Do you like to dance?: when good music comes on
Have you ever been out of state?: yeh
Do you like to travel?: yeh
Have you ever been expelled from school?: not quite
Have you ever been suspended from school?: yeh for trying to steal the headmasters car, a friend wa meant to be lookout but i turned round when i heard him laughing while hotwiring it and the head was there! bastard!
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: i did and i did
Are you spoiled?: probably
Are you a brat?: nope
Have you ever been dumped?: shitloads of times, some were my fault, most werent
Have you ever gotten high?: 30000 feet
Do you like snapple?: what the fuck is that?
Do you drink a lot of water?: yeh
What toothpaste do you use?: white stuff
Do you have a cell phone?: yeh
Do you have a curfew?: fuck off
Who do you look up to?: cantona, wolverine, jim lee
Are you a role model?: lol i seriously doubt it
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: oh fuck off with the americanisms, there are other countries in the world you know
What name brand do you wear the most?: clothes
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: my lucky shoelace on my wrist
What do you want pierced?: nuthin
Do you like takin pictures?: depends what and who of
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: not arsed
Do you have a tan?: no
Do you get annoyed easily?: sometimes
Have you ever started a rumor?: probably
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: yes
Do you have your own pool?: no
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: commando all the way
Do you have any siblings?: yeh a sister
Have you ever been played?: oh hell yeh
Have you ever played anyone?: yeh i have but when i was younger
Do you get along with your parents?: yeh they are great
How do you vent your anger?: throw my phone/remote control, howl at the wind, scream in the night
Have you ever ran away?: is it running away if no one notices?
Have you ever been fired from a job?: every single one
Do you even have a job?: yeh
Do you daydream a lot?: all the fuckin time
Do you have a lot of ex's?: yeh i do, id rather not though
Do you run your mouth?: probably, my mouth says things without consulting my brain first
What do you want a tattoo of?: wolverine, a redhead, carpe diem, boku wa dare
What do you have a tattoo of?: the xmen symbol on my back
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: theyve all been gorgeous, the last one looked like that eva hergo.. bird from desperate housewives but better
What does your most recent crush look like?: beauty personified!
Whats her/his name?: not gonna say that on some crap survey
Have you ever been bitched out?: is that where the woman puts her tongue in your.... no wait, i dunno
Are you rude?: yes but in a good way
What was the last compliment you recieved?: actually, it was complex and brilliant
Do you like getting dirty?: theres nothing better
Are you flexiable?: yeh
What is your heritage?: spawned by gods
What is your lucky number?: 29 i think
What does your hair look like right now?: shaved
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no i just love meat!
Describe your looks?: think young robert redford, paul newman, steve mcqueen
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: black
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yes age doesnt matter if you click
Would you ever date someone older than you?: of course not lol, yeh like i said above age doesnt matter
When was the last time you were drunk?: ages ago
How many rings until you answer the phone?: i never do
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yeh
If yes, when was the last time?: about a week ago in windermere, it was fuckin freezing
When was the last time you went on a date?: i never have been on a date
Do you look more like your mother or father?: none
Do you cry a lot?: when i need to
Do you ever cry to get your way?: no
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: if you want to see them alive again, leave 10000 pounds at....
Are you the romantic type?: oh hell yeh i love it, and its not because ive got an agenda or want something, its worth it just to see a smile on the face of someone you care about
Have you ever been chased by cops?: yeh
What do you like most about your body?: my heart
What do you like least about your body?: my broken heart
When did you have your first crush?: when i was 7, it was on the witch when she looked normal from snow white
When was the last time you threw up?: 8 years ago
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: red heads
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: no
What about cleavage?: all the time,
Is your best friend a virgin?: lol, no she aint! by a mile, totally no, wow, no, NO
Have you ever fucked someone up?: i dont think so
Have you ever been fucked up?: oh yeh, so fucked up!
What theme does your room have?: artistic, messy
What size show do you wear?: 7-8
What is your screen name on .. ive forgotten actually
How are you feeling right now?: lonely, hungry, restless, devious
When was the last time you were at a party?: not sure
Have you ever given a lapdance?: no
Have you ever recieved one?: so many times
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeh
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i fall in love completely
What is one of your good qualilties?: i completely fall in love
Would you marry for money?: shed have to pay me a hell of a lot
What do you drive?: a car
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: dad
So?: moist plunger
Well?: is for getting rid of bodies
When was the last time you cried in school?: in school
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: nope
What kind of music do you like?: allsorts
Would you ever bungee jump?: yeh
What is your worst fear?: losing my sanity, never being in love again, liverpool beating man utd
Would you ever join the army?: nope
Do you like cows?: thems good eatin!
If you were to die today, what would you do?: be at the mercy of necrophiliacs
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: i love you
Do you like to party?: who doesnt?
Hearts or broken hearts?: hearts
Moons or stars?: both are awe inspiring and beautiful
Coke or pepsi?: milk
Favorite scent?: a womans hair when its just been washed
Favorite band?: the cure/stone roses
Would you ever dye your hair red?: nope
How many languages can you speak?: none
What time are you finishing this?: 1.54 am
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My Interests

my interests are varied and numerous, heres just a few that can see print, drawing, being creative, tattooing and tattoos, starting work on a drawing/picture then you wake up slumped over your drawing board 3 days later thinking youve been working for 3 hours. deciding that you dont want to stay in so you hurridly pack a bag, throw your passport in it, get in the car and do one to the airport, ferry or even anywhere in the uk. driving through countries without a map, meeting strange people, reading great books, reading x-men comics, i love wolverine, talking to creative people and getting that buzz from them, going for walks in forrests and woods on my own at 2 or 3 in the morning when its pitch black, going to windermere and stealing a boat at night so i can drift in the middle of a calm lake and look at the stars above with no sound or anyone around, i love astro physics and am will finish my degree one day, trying to work out time travel, drawing cartoon strips because they make me laugh, flirting, walking up to a beautiful stranger in the street and giving her a rose, just because shes there. running around naked howling when its windy, jumping in the snow naked in winter, seeing things no one else sees, fast classic cars, japanes culture, greek mythology, daydreaming, thinking, oh and red haired women to name but a few!

I'd like to meet:

people that are nice but a bit wild, the sort of people who like the same shit as me, carry a passport around with them just in case they decide to do one to god knows where but also sleep out under the stars and wonder at the beauty of it all. people that believe in living, honour, loyalty, love and romance and of course any woman with red hair! Like these for example
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:



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Television:

when i get chance to watch it, its always my dvd collections, which make up the best tv series ever.

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My Blog

more things that piss me off!

1. any sort of advert where the tagline is 'taking america by storm' or 'taking the world by storm'. it has been well known fact that anything using this sdvert to sell it is absolute shite!2. meriah ...
Posted by james on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:15:00 PST

other things that piss me off!!!!

1. people who dont just come out and say their real feelings! why not? life is to short to worry about shitty things like getting embarrased or crap like that! 2. the shit music that joyboys or joygir...
Posted by james on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:47:00 PST

what pisses me off again!

right the things that piss me right off! 1, baby on board stickers in cars! why? it just makes me wanna ram the fucker off the road! 2, horses and riders on the a590 or roads around here! we live in t...
Posted by james on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:07:00 PST

sketchbook, what i can show of it anyway!


Posted by james on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:42:00 PST

Some of my cartoon strips

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Posted by james on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:25:00 PST

some life drawings! thats naked chicks people!

some life drawings! ...
Posted by james on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:44:00 PST

some of my work

heres just a few samples of some of my artwork, for what its worth! />...
Posted by james on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:31:00 PST

you know what pisses me off!

you know what pisses me off? well everything but you know what pisses me off even more? the bloody cover version of my all time fave song roberta flaks 'first time ever' i have loved this song for a l...
Posted by james on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:53:00 PST