About Me
Right, about me, right, ok, well, im an illustrator/artist/tattooist and am currently in the process of opening my own tattoo shop called 'The Ink Spot' in ulverston where i live. Im not a shy person, far from it and im not the type to turn down an opportunity whether it turns out good or bad. the way i look at things is that its an experience, and all experiences are worth having. i love random roadtrips or adventures of any kind and more often than not they turn out to be the best times of my life. if i like you i will say so, therefore if i dont like you i will also say so. im a sucker for love, which makes me a bit of a sucker for women (especially red haired ones as you can probably tell), so i guess women are my weakness but hey i can live with it. i love doing things that are out of the ordinary and maybe some people think im a weirdo freak but hey i can live with that too, i wouldnt trade my experiences and the things ive seen and done to be normal no matter what. i have great friends that i can call up at 3 in the morning and they will be there no questions asked (even with bail money!). Im creative and caring, loyal and romantic, yes im romantic but im not a hopeless romantic, im fantastic at it!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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What time are you starting this?: 1.23 am (it is as well, weird!)
Name?: James but you can call me James
Nicknames?: filthy jim, perv, bastard! all loving terms!
Date of birth?: 29th april
Sex?: male
Height?: not sure
Eye color?: not sure, blue i think
Where were you born?: manchester
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: i didnt get a cake
Pets?: 2 dogs called jazz and bonny
Hair color?: blonde
Piercings?: none
Town you live in?: ulverston
Favorite foods?: steak and chips, spag bol, chcocolate, rat burgers from outside old trafford
Ever been to Africa?: no
Been toilet papering?: yeh all the time when i was younger and less mature (about 2 days a go)
Love someone so much it made you cry?: oh hell yeh, on to many occasions
Been in a car accident?: yeh, a few actually, rolled a car 3 times before it hit a tree, door fell off and i searched for my fags and lit one with petrol all over the road, not a good idea, and then i couldnt stop laughing at everyone running up to me!
Croutons or bacon bits?: bacon baby!
Favorite day of the week?: any day
Favorite resturant?: id have to say nanz in chorlton, best curry ever!
Favorite flower?: a rose by any other name
Favorite sport to watch?: manchester united
Favorite drink?: tea, hot chocolate
Favorite ice cream flavor?: carte dor triple chocolate
Warner Bros. or Disney?: warner bros every time, wile e coyote, bugs, daffy! duck season, rabbit season, rabbit season, duck season BOOM!
Favorite fast food restuarant?: pizza hut
Carpet color in your bedroom?: tiles for that touch of class
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: passed first time thanks to my dodgy upbringing
Whom did you get your last email from?: lindsey
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: forbidden planet or some porn emporium
What do you do most often when you are bored?: watch porn
Most annoying thing to say to me?: 'you do know wolverine isnt real dont you?'
Bedtime?: never
Favorite TV show?: sopranos
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: Anastasia
Been out of country?: yes plenty of times
Believe in magick?: when i watched cantona play yes, when i fall in love yes
Ford or Chevy?: 1969 ford mustang fastback, V8! FUCK YEH
What are you listening to right now?: the soud of silence (really)
Have you ever failed a grade?: yeh french but hey they speak english
If you have, what grade did you fail?: french
Do you have a crush on someone?: ive fallen for someone yes, much to my dismay actually!
Do you have a bf/gf?: no
If so, what is their name?: righty and sometimes lefty
How long have you been together?: weve been together for as long as i remember
What are you wearing right now?: manchester united top, black jeans, trainers
Would you have sex before marriage?: of course
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: lol, yeh you could say that
Are you a virgin?: no
Do you smoke?: shitloads
Do you drink?: no i dont actually
Are you ghetto?: im more netto!
Are you a player?: not at all
What are your favorite colors?: red, black
What is your favorite animal?: carcaridon carcarrius and wolves
Do you have any birthmarks?: nope
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: oh yeh, usually football matchday incidents
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: leah
Have you ever been slapped?: yeh and i like it
Do you get online a lot?: moreso thesedays
Are you shy or outgoing?: im not shy at all, would likr to be for a day
Do you shower?: yes
Do you hate school?: i did when i was there
Do you have a social life?: i do ok
How easily do you trust people?: women way to easily
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: yeh i do
Would you ever sky dive?: yep
Do you like to dance?: when good music comes on
Have you ever been out of state?: yeh
Do you like to travel?: yeh
Have you ever been expelled from school?: not quite
Have you ever been suspended from school?: yeh for trying to steal the headmasters car, a friend wa meant to be lookout but i turned round when i heard him laughing while hotwiring it and the head was there! bastard!
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: i did and i did
Are you spoiled?: probably
Are you a brat?: nope
Have you ever been dumped?: shitloads of times, some were my fault, most werent
Have you ever gotten high?: 30000 feet
Do you like snapple?: what the fuck is that?
Do you drink a lot of water?: yeh
What toothpaste do you use?: white stuff
Do you have a cell phone?: yeh
Do you have a curfew?: fuck off
Who do you look up to?: cantona, wolverine, jim lee
Are you a role model?: lol i seriously doubt it
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: oh fuck off with the americanisms, there are other countries in the world you know
What name brand do you wear the most?: clothes
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: my lucky shoelace on my wrist
What do you want pierced?: nuthin
Do you like takin pictures?: depends what and who of
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: not arsed
Do you have a tan?: no
Do you get annoyed easily?: sometimes
Have you ever started a rumor?: probably
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: yes
Do you have your own pool?: no
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: commando all the way
Do you have any siblings?: yeh a sister
Have you ever been played?: oh hell yeh
Have you ever played anyone?: yeh i have but when i was younger
Do you get along with your parents?: yeh they are great
How do you vent your anger?: throw my phone/remote control, howl at the wind, scream in the night
Have you ever ran away?: is it running away if no one notices?
Have you ever been fired from a job?: every single one
Do you even have a job?: yeh
Do you daydream a lot?: all the fuckin time
Do you have a lot of ex's?: yeh i do, id rather not though
Do you run your mouth?: probably, my mouth says things without consulting my brain first
What do you want a tattoo of?: wolverine, a redhead, carpe diem, boku wa dare
What do you have a tattoo of?: the xmen symbol on my back
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: theyve all been gorgeous, the last one looked like that eva hergo.. bird from desperate housewives but better
What does your most recent crush look like?: beauty personified!
Whats her/his name?: not gonna say that on some crap survey
Have you ever been bitched out?: is that where the woman puts her tongue in your.... no wait, i dunno
Are you rude?: yes but in a good way
What was the last compliment you recieved?: actually, it was complex and brilliant
Do you like getting dirty?: theres nothing better
Are you flexiable?: yeh
What is your heritage?: spawned by gods
What is your lucky number?: 29 i think
What does your hair look like right now?: shaved
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no i just love meat!
Describe your looks?: think young robert redford, paul newman, steve mcqueen
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: black
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yes age doesnt matter if you click
Would you ever date someone older than you?: of course not lol, yeh like i said above age doesnt matter
When was the last time you were drunk?: ages ago
How many rings until you answer the phone?: i never do
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yeh
If yes, when was the last time?: about a week ago in windermere, it was fuckin freezing
When was the last time you went on a date?: i never have been on a date
Do you look more like your mother or father?: none
Do you cry a lot?: when i need to
Do you ever cry to get your way?: no
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: if you want to see them alive again, leave 10000 pounds at....
Are you the romantic type?: oh hell yeh i love it, and its not because ive got an agenda or want something, its worth it just to see a smile on the face of someone you care about
Have you ever been chased by cops?: yeh
What do you like most about your body?: my heart
What do you like least about your body?: my broken heart
When did you have your first crush?: when i was 7, it was on the witch when she looked normal from snow white
When was the last time you threw up?: 8 years ago
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: red heads
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: no
What about cleavage?: all the time,
Is your best friend a virgin?: lol, no she aint! by a mile, totally no, wow, no, NO
Have you ever fucked someone up?: i dont think so
Have you ever been fucked up?: oh yeh, so fucked up!
What theme does your room have?: artistic, messy
What size show do you wear?: 7-8
What is your screen name on .. ive forgotten actually
How are you feeling right now?: lonely, hungry, restless, devious
When was the last time you were at a party?: not sure
Have you ever given a lapdance?: no
Have you ever recieved one?: so many times
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeh
What is one of your bad qualilties?: i fall in love completely
What is one of your good qualilties?: i completely fall in love
Would you marry for money?: shed have to pay me a hell of a lot
What do you drive?: a car
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: dad
So?: moist plunger
Well?: is for getting rid of bodies
When was the last time you cried in school?: in school
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: nope
What kind of music do you like?: allsorts
Would you ever bungee jump?: yeh
What is your worst fear?: losing my sanity, never being in love again, liverpool beating man utd
Would you ever join the army?: nope
Do you like cows?: thems good eatin!
If you were to die today, what would you do?: be at the mercy of necrophiliacs
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: i love you
Do you like to party?: who doesnt?
Hearts or broken hearts?: hearts
Moons or stars?: both are awe inspiring and beautiful
Coke or pepsi?: milk
Favorite scent?: a womans hair when its just been washed
Favorite band?: the cure/stone roses
Would you ever dye your hair red?: nope
How many languages can you speak?: none
What time are you finishing this?: 1.54 am
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