Profanity.
Your mom.
Coheed and Cambria is my favorite band, ever. But I also like: Tiger Army, Saves the Day, Modest Mouse, Muse, Zebrahead, The Hazzards, Bob Marley, Gym Class Heroes, Johnny Cash, Tenacious D, 800 Octane, Barenaked Ladies, Stray Cats, Outkast, SCOTS, 50 Cent, Eminem, Inspection 12, Lords of Acid, B-Side Players, Ludacris, Mad Caddies, Jimmy Eat World, No Doubt, NOFX, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Blink 182, The Dwarves, Rob Zombie, The Ramones, The Donnas, Weezer, Tori Amos, Less Than Jake, Foo Fighters, Social D, Keane, Snow Patrol, Elvis, The Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Social Distortion, The Supersuckers, David Bowie, Gnarls Barkley, The Cramps, The Beatles, CCR, Dresden Dolls, Rasputina, Sublime, Ween, Fall Out Boy, Mos Def, Natasha Bedingfield, Panic! At the Disco, The Bloodhound Gang, Weerd Science, The Prizefighter Inferno, RHCP, Elton John, Sarah McLachlin, Danny Elfman, Smashing Pumpkins, Regina Spektor, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mars Volta, Amy Winehouse, Bright Eyes, Gnarls Barkley, The Shins, Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Akon, The Doors, your mother screaming my name.
Mallrats, Moulin Rouge, Fear and Loathing, Willy Wonka (the original), Harry Potter, LOTR, Office Space, The Sweetest Thing, Pirates of the Carribean, Edward Scissorhands, Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Blade Runner, Pitch Black, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Frankenhooker, Stand By Me, American Beauty, Almost Famous, Blow, Orgazmo, Eternal Sunshine, Trading Places, Garden State, Steel Magnolias, 50 First Dates, Clerks, Clerks II, Three Amigos, Young Frankenstein. I still don't get Donnie Darko, but I like to name drop.
Futurama, Family Guy, Scrubs, Sex and the City, Law and Order SVU, Good Eats, Decorating Cents, Extreme Makeover, Whose Wedding is it Anyway?, (Old) Simpsons, Avatar, Full Metal Alchemist, Roseanne reruns, The Cosby Show, Robot Chicken.
Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings, Imajica, American Gods, Dirt - The Motley Crue Auto-Biography, Long Hard Road Out Of Hell - Marilyn Manson Auto-Biography, The Groucho Letters, The Chronicles of Chrestomanci, The Xanth series, Brave New World, Girl.