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Mal

Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard of that before.

About Me


Stuff I like:
Trucks... Southerners... Rockers... Rednecks... Cowboys... Indians... Soldiers... Lynyrd Skynyrd... Country music... Graphic design... Old muscle cars... Classic airplanes... Pirates... Large alien robots (heh)... World War II... The American Civil War... History... Dinosaurs (in a scientific way)... Bad weather (tornadoes, wind, rain, hail, shelf clouds)...
Stuff about me:
My nickname is "Moose". I'm 6.25% Cherokee. I usually sleep during hurricanes. Mad Mike embodies EVERYTHING that rocks. I have a love/hate relationship with Florida. I love shooting guns. I'm a simple, non-denominational Christian. Every true man should wear jeans and cowboy boots. There's a .357 Magnum next to my bed. I think the word " crotch " is hysterical. I have an obsession for skulls and skeletons. Cryptozoology fascinates me. If you have any questions about dinosaurs, I'm the one to ask. I think that everyone needs to own a Super Bass-O-Matic '76. Arnold Schwarzenegger's accent rocks. I love the Dukes of Hazzard. The Blues Brothers are the best. I've had a crush on Doc Brown since I was 4. Indiana Jones is hot. I still cannot figure out why Sherbert is so darned happy.
I'm not on MySpace to meet dudes and flirt. I'm cautious... so please get this straight: cowboys and gentlemen, only! NO PERVERTS ALLOWED. And also, if you seem to be a totally uneducated idiot dat tyeps lik ths u kno n thinx itz all kewl n stuf... don't expect me to add you!!!
Visit my site to see some of my graphics and work!!!
John 3:16, Eph.2:8-9,
† Romans 6:23, John 14:6 †
SALVATION IS FREE!!

Philipians 4:13 -
"I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me."
Proverbs 11:2 -
"When pride comes, then comes disgrace,
but with humility comes wisdom."
I Corinthians 16:14 -
"Do everything in love."
Psalm 27:1 -
"The LORD is my light and my salvation,
whom shall I fear? The LORD is the stronghold
of my life - of whom shall I be afraid?"

My Interests

Southern rock , country music, trucks , anything in Dixie, history, WWII , airplanes , guitars , weaponry, pirates , tanks, blowing stuff up, dinosaurs , bad weather , rednecks, cowboys, rockers, men in uniform, graphic design..... Oh and, men . I like men - they're hot.

I'd like to meet:

Rickey Medlocke , Ronnie Van Zant , Johnny & Donnie Van Zant , Gary Rossington, Hughie Thomasson, Jerry Reed, Charlie Daniels, Robert Downey Jr., Johnny Depp , Tom Hanks, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, William Shatner, Owen Wilson, Christian Bale...

Music:

Lynyrd Skynyrd , Blackfoot (the original band), Van Zant , 38 Special , The Outlaws , Molly Hatchet , Montgomery Gentry , Gretchen Wilson , Marshall Tucker , Charlie Daniels , Hank Williams Jr. , The Eagles , Allman Brothers , ZZ Top , Alabama , Jerry Reed , Waylon Jennings , Big & Rich , Brooks & Dunn , Lonestar , Little Big Town , Mountain , George Thorogood , Blues Brothers , Bo Bice , Deep Purple , Led Zeppelin , Cream , The Who , Hans Zimmer ... As you can see, I pretty much just like Southern rock, country, classic rock, hard rock, some metal, older blues/R&B, big band and swing, some Celtic, and classical. I despise rap, hip-hop, freeform jazz... "DISCO SUCKS"... and I'm not very fond of much soft rock or pop, either. Not including country, my knowledge and taste of music mostly ends in the mid-80s.

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean I II & III , Back to the Future I II & III, Jurassic Park I II & III, Saving Private Ryan , Indiana Jones I II & III, Transformers, Iron Man, Batman Begins, Twister, X-Men I II & III, Terminator II, Spider-Man I II & III, The Mummy I & II, King Kong, Sin City, Forrest Gump, The Blues Brothers , 1941, Braveheart, Last of the Mohicans, A Knight's Tale, The Patriot, Night at the Museum, Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights, Starsky & Hutch, Monty Python's Holy Grail

Television:

The Dukes of Hazzard , Band Of Brothers , Tin Man, Into The West, Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman, Blue Collar TV, Happy Days, Monty Python's Flying Circus , Star Trek: The Original Series, Beast Wars, and almost anything on CMT.

Books:

The Bible, The Killer Angels, Remembering the Free Birds of Southern Rock, Band of Brothers, D-Day, Citizen Soldiers, Pegasus Bridge, Currahee!, The Road to Arnham, Seven Roads to Hell, Beyond the Rhine, and any of the Indiana Jones novels

Heroes:

My Mom (1953-2002) , Dad, my best friends, Ronnie Van Zant , Charlie Daniels, Optimus Prime, Indiana Jones, Robert E. Lee, Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, George Pickett, Crazy Horse, George S. Patton, and last but certainly not least, all U.S.A. veterans of every war we've been involved in. God bless you!

My Blog

I got tagged!

Here's how you play:Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their ...
Posted by Mal on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:06:00 PST

my website and blogs

Daft & Demented.comDaft & Demented: The BlogTotally Crotchtastic Crotch Graphics...
Posted by Mal on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:40:00 PST