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RYAN

WHAT CAN YOU DO WHEN SHE'S DRESSED IN BLACK?

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INTERGALACTIC DOMINATION...

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I'd like to meet:

John Cleese, Terry Scott Taylor, Jerry Bruckheimer, Tim Burton, Adam Ant, Danny Elfman, Johnny Depp

Music:

types: punk, alt. rock, classic rock, oldies, reggae. HATE rap, tolerate country Fave Bands: Cowboy Mouth, the Ramones, Superchick, Relient K, Depeche Mode, Talking Heads, B-52's, Green Day, Adam and the Ants, Dead or Alive, Pat Nobody, daniel amos, lost dogs, swirling eddies, larry norman, steve taylor

Movies:

Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Adventure, anything by Tim Burton, Monty Python or Jerry Bruckheimer (esp. the Pirate flicks)

Television:

CSI, Law and Order, Will and Grace, 2 and 1/2 Men

Books:

the Bible, thriller, mystery, kinda the same as my movies selection but not so much on the Sci-fi favorite authors: Dean Koontz, Patricia Cornwell, Dan Brown, Richard Bach

Heroes:

Jesus

My Blog

God Hates Shrimp, TOO??????

God Hates ShrimpShrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. ...
Posted by RYAN on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:38:00 PST

God Hates Figs!!!

From www.godhatesfigs.com JESUS REBUKED THE FIG AS AN EVIL ABOMINATION. "Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he was hungry.And when he saw a fig tree by the road, he came to it, and found...
Posted by RYAN on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:02:00 PST

More Jeff Dunham

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Posted by RYAN on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:44:00 PST

Jeff Dunham

As many of you know, I love Jeff Dunham and his puppets.  Here is a video I’ve never seen.  Sometimes the funniest stuff isn’t in the script: ...
Posted by RYAN on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:36:00 PST

Its that time... (AKA, have you started your Christmas shopping yet?)

Well, my friends, it's that time of year I've come to love and loathe all in the same breath.  Thing 2 came home from church tonight with the practice CD for the Children's Choir Christmas musica...
Posted by RYAN on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:52:00 PST

I used to be a poet...

Ok, so I'm in my hometown of Huntspatch, Al a couple of weeks ago visiting the fam.  Down in the basement I find some poems/songs (?) that I wrote in my teens.  I've decided to give you all ...
Posted by RYAN on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST

Father's Day, Birthdays and Miscellaneous BS.

It has been awhile (ok, nearly a month.) since I last blogged.  I have had several things wandering around in my gigantic noggin that I've been meaning to put down in cyberspace.  First on F...
Posted by RYAN on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:06:00 PST

Short Blog

From Peter Pan:    Wendy: Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up. Hook: Skip the prologue Wendy: So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are. Ho...
Posted by RYAN on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:26:00 PST

Today was a gift...

Today I was given an awesome Father's Day present.  A day of nothingness, except an evening wedding.   The Wife had to leave out at 8 a.m. to help get the flowers ready for said wedding...
Posted by RYAN on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:12:00 PST

I'm a rambling guy...

     Well, here we are 6 months later.  I really didn't think anyone really read these things until I ran into some friends at Ala. Adventure,  who moved to Fla and I hav...
Posted by RYAN on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:15:00 PST