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Evan

If that concert was a woman she would have 4 venereal diseases and no teeth

About Me

Im 1/2 black and 1/2 japanese and ive been going to private school my whole life and then for high school was in a catholic school but now im in public college in Merced. Merced is a crazy place but its really funny. Like today my ex-roommate told me an awesome story."this merced person was trying to talk to me at the 99 cent store and i was being nice talking back but i just wantd to tell her to shut the fuck up and jump in front of a car" -Nick Lauerman I play drums, ive been told im pretty good, and hope to put together a band or even have a jam sesssion but all my friends that can play and that are here are lazy or busy. Any song that i post here, i can play the drums to. This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Carbon Drum sticks, Lamps, really bright yet small things, Classic rock theory, gravity waves, the Grafenbeurg spot, huge parties, Da Vinci Code theories, quills and ink

I'd like to meet:

William the conqeror, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, Jesus, Jimi hendrix (for a jam session), Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare, Socrates, Michaelangelo (Ninja Turtles), Da Vinci, The Fonz...in that order.

Music:

I like all kinds of music but my all time faves are: Classic rock, Jazz, LED ZEPPELIN, blues, 80s, D&B, Jungle, a lil hip hop, breaks, Irish punk, etc... The Children Of Rock, definitley

Movies:

meh...exorcist, dune, adam sandler and will ferrill flicks, Scarface, The Godfather II, Boondock Saints, Borat,

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, 6 Feet Under, South Park, Daily Show, CSI: Las Vegas

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter, Deception Point

Heroes:

Bob Marely, Jesus (they're pretty much the same, they're both revolutionaries), John Bonham, Adam Sandler

My Blog

3-17 Remember Hector

St. Pattys day shall always be a special day for me from now on. For I intend to remember a great man that i met in college. Hector is from the 805 and its a shame that i didnt meet him until last yea...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST

Ghetto son!

Yo check this shit out. Y'all about to see the most ghetto and prolly the most black that this fool is ever gonna get. Pics will be posted for all you cats who aint in the 209, and are still reppin da...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:52:00 PST

I cant be Afroman witha bald head!

MOTHER FUCKING BARBER SHOP!!!!!!! Man!...my parents have been on my case to get a hair cut for weeks now and i figure, "sure, i have to go to school soon and it is getting kind of unruly." So i go in ...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:03:00 PST

Have I made my first and biggest mistake?

Today i woke up like any other day, and i had a hard time concentrating on what im supposed to do. I knew that i was supposed to go to merced today to drop off my furniture for my room, get my dry cle...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:49:00 PST

My Life

...is so pathetic right now.     I am stuck in this rut, or sorts, and i dont know what to do about it. My typical day consists of sleeping till 10-11 then putting around the house doin...
Posted by Evan on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:26:00 PST

Music/Page Agreement

hahahahaha,          this page is super awesome if you just listen to the song and stare at my storm trooper.
Posted by Evan on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:01:00 PST

I messed up bad, and theres no going back

Man.....Man o man,                 There are times in your life when you discover that your actions have consequences. Even though direc...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:40:00 PST

Man...i think im dying

"Whatsuppeeee"       I think that im dying. I've been sick for the past few days. I mean like crazy sick. I've been coughing, lying in bed, sneezing, illin, and basically...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 30 May 2006 02:07:00 PST

Im wasting away...in the nard

Hey,       This place is getting real old real fast.        I've been fairing well so far I guess. I had one major upset that im n...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:31:00 PST

3D Myspace!?!?!

Yo whats up?Has anyone noticed that when you look at my comments and you just read stuff the text kind of pops out and the pictures look like they kind of sink into the page? I think its cool as all h...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:12:00 PST