The following things are true about me:
- I think that boring children just grow up to be boring adults.
- I think most of my friends are morons.
- I will probably never become a farmer. And I'm okay with that.
- Misspellings in E-mails will irritate me a lot.
- I like piercings.
- I like tattoos.
- I have tattoos.
- I don't have any piercings.
- I've been shot.
- I am immune to strep throat.
- Traveling is the best thing for me to do.
- I am obsessive compulsive about dirty dishes.
- I hate Pollocks.
- I don't like pancakes very much.
- Wasps terrify me.
- I like to pretend that I am very egotistical and narcissistic, but people who know me see someone who cares. I hope.
- I've wandered through a frozen wasteland searching for my home.
- It was -20 degrees.
- I have driven the entire western coast of the United States, and Oregon is my favorite part.
- I'm not homosexual.
- Broken bootlaces can ruin a day for me.
- Writing with a good pen is one of the most important parts of my life. But I prefer cheap paper.
- Foreign governments frighten me.
- My own government frightens me more.
- I like to give children lollipops, then take them back (the lollipop, not the child).
- I've been known to steal chairs from government institutions.
- I sometimes like to think of myself as a hedonist.
- I like to tell stories. Most of my stories are true.
- Some of my stories are not.
- When asked if a story is true, I will always answer honestly. If not asked, I will not mention that the story is made up.
- I am intimidated by people I do not know.
- If I get to know a person, I am never intimidated.
- I wear fireproof shirts to work and school. Just in case.
- I can walk on the bottom of a swimming pool.
- It took me two days to recover from mono.
- I have only met one girl who was completely out of my league. It frightened and motivated me.
- I listen to very, very depressing songs.
- I do not sleep very much.
- I watch CNN more than any other channel.
