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KenBotak

I'm votin for Pedro Sanchez, whoddya think?

About Me

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| View | Add FavoriteIm a pretty complex person, so any answer on here may not even do me justice. And it definitely wont get you to the soul of who I really am, especially since I stay fairly guarded til I truly get to know someone and feel trust. On the surface and at any given moment I can be down to earth, goofy, very witty, extremely funny, passionate, in deep thought, highly creative, sociable, shy, sexual and sarcastic, among other things. Digging deeper, you might find that Im very caring and kind and theres a lot going on inside my head-(love deep conversations). Although you dont have to dig too far to find out how disgusted I am about how this country has been run over by the Bushmobile.I love playing basketball, volleyball, golf, tennis, pool, softball, kickboxing, krav maga, video games and traveling to visit my friends in Malaysia.Even though I've never been to jail or committed a felony, I'm a huge Oakland Raider fan.I'm working on about eight screenplays, four novels and three sitcoms at the moment. That is when I'm not procrastinating.If you wanna message me, hit me up on AOL/AIM/Yahoo: kenbotak or email me at [email protected]
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My Interests

Movies, Music, Traveling (been to Malaysia 7 times), Writing-can't get these darn pictures outta my head, Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis, Golf, Video games-i'm addicted to Madden and Splinter Cell- playing pool, weights, kickboxing & self defense classes, counseling people-i swear i should just go and get a psych degree, kids-they light up my heart, surfing the web and tons more stuff...

I'd like to meet:

I'd just like to meet someone down to earth, sincere and honest. Nobody with fake tits and collagened lips and a hair weave. Au natural is best. And for god's sake, no red lipstick. Ack! That's just nasty.How bout someone that's intelligent and can hold a conversation. Someone with a bit of wit and humor. Someone that can take a joke and dish it back. Someone that can formulate a semi-grammatically correct sentence?Someone who knows what's goin on in the world and can openly discuss things. Someone who cares about children. Someone kind.Oh, and Bush, Dickless Cheney, Cunnilingus Rice, Donny Rumfeld and Alberto Gonzalez, so I could kick the livin crap out of all of them.Mandy Moore please. I'd love to meet her. She's soooo adorable and hot at the same time. And someone who looks quite a bit like Charmane Starr, the porn chick, cept for she wouldn't be a porn star, but rather someone with brains and class.Patti's kinda hot too. ;)

Music:

Green Day, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Blink182, Incubus, Toto, Evanescence, Audioslave, Sheryl Crow, Boston, Foreigner, Journey, Bryan Adams, Def Leppard, Queensryche, The Outfield, The Refreshments, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Neal Schon, Counting Crows, Lenny Kravitz, U2, Ruhil Amani, and tons more...

Movies:

The Sure Thing, Badder Santa, Malibu's Most Wanted, Hiding Out, Casablanca, Princess Bride, Shawshank Redemption, Full Metal Jacket, To Sir With Love, Shrek, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer, Deuce Bigalow, American Beauty, Family Man, Groundhog Day, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, 3 Days of the Condor, Like Water For Chocolate, Joy Luck Club, Europa Europa, Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling For Columbine, Napoleon Dynamite, The Spitfire Grill, There's Something About Mary, and tons more I can't think of...

Television:

The Daily Show---best show on TV. The Colbert Report, Cops, Man vs. Wild, anything on NFL Network, Wife Swap, Nanny 911, Dog Whisperer, Crocodile Hunter(Steve-RIP), South Park, HBO documentaries, Animal Planet, Forensic Files, Body of Evidence, Real World, Insomniac w/Dave Attell, Punk'd, Yellow Eye for the White Guy...

Books:

Anything by Andy McNab, "Rogue State," "The Four Agreements." "Helter Skelter," "The Idiot's Guide to the Kama Sutra," "How to Give a G Spot Squirting Orgasm With Your Eyes Closed." "Your Own Worst Enemy," "Hegemony or Survival"-Noam Chomsky

Heroes:

Keni Kamaludin, Paul (Bono) Hewson, and anyone who offed Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld or Rice. Bonus points if they hit all four. Oh, and 'The Trophy.'

My Blog

On my mind....

Just a few things on my mind at this frozen moment in time: Can't wait to go to Malaysia and hang with my friends and see little Miss Erinna.  I miss her sooooo much.  And she's written me t...
Posted by KenBotak on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:12:00 PST

A gift for all seasons

I've seen this thing a hundred times, but I still laugh my friggin head off: Enjoy...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA...
Posted by KenBotak on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST

Best Kiss Ever

So I was talking to someone the other day about how important a good kisser is to a relationship, and thought about the #1 best kiss I've ever had.  There have been maybe four or five absolutely ...
Posted by KenBotak on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:33:00 PST

Wanna go on a date with my friend?

So I'm having lunch at Sakura with my coworker, who will remain nameless, even though I should plaster his name and face all over the web and hook him up with gay men, and he calls the waitress over. ...
Posted by KenBotak on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:28:00 PST

My Bitch Gives Good Head

I was just driving back from the lot just now and was behind this black Chevy Blazer or Tahoe or whatever the frick it was.  I glance up at a sticker on the top part of the back windshield. ...
Posted by KenBotak on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:53:00 PST

RIP Auntie

My friends mum passed away today in Malaysia.  It won't be the same without her around next time I'm there.  She used to cook me spicy eggs and serve me hot tea and we'd have long chats at t...
Posted by KenBotak on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:44:00 PST

Malaysia

I miss Malaysia damnittttt!  And all my close friends there...  
Posted by KenBotak on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

Letter to Dell VP of Customer Experience

Here's a letter I fired off to the VP of Customer Experience at Dell Computers after one too many dipshits handling my technical support issues: February 7, 2007 Dick, I'm at my wits end with my cu...
Posted by KenBotak on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:19:00 PST

Saddam Hanged!

By any chance, did they hang Bush, too? 
Posted by KenBotak on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:28:00 PST

My ideal chica

    Can someone please hook me up with Mandy Moore?  Okay okay, I know she's like 20,000 years younger than me, but so what.  Maybe she's into goofy old bald guys...  &n...
Posted by KenBotak on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST