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ComplicateMe

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About Me

PLEASE!!!PLEASE!!!PLEASE: If you are going to send me an Add Request, PLEASE send me an e-mail as well, so I know who you are and why you want to add me. Is it because we have something particular in common? Is it because I remind you of your Kindergarten teacher? Is it because you've seen me on the back of a milk carton? COPS? America's Most Wanted? Just give me some indication of why you're sending an Add Request. You've heard of "No Shoes, No Service"? Well, with me it's "No E-mail, No Add" . . . . . . . . I am originally from Southern California. I've been living in the Seattle area since December 2004. I absolutely adore Seattle, and have not had a single day of regret since my move . . . . . . . . I enjoy singing and songwriting. I play guitar, though you will never hear me claim to be any good, just good enough to play my own songs . . . . . . . . I have been dancing all of my life, everything from ballet to ballroom to latin to swing. My favorite dance is Argentine tango . . . . . . . . I go to the gym 5-6 days a week. Staying healthy is a priority for me . . . . . . . . I go to the movies a lot. It's one of my favorite forms of escapism . . . . . . . . I spend a lot of time reading, fiction and non-fiction alike. I also write, poetry mostly, and lots of unfinished short stories. And when I'm feeling lazy, I'll listen to an audiobook . . . . . . . . I am a big time animal lover. I have a Siamese named Duncan, and a Dachshund mix named Chai. They are incredibly spoiled, though I haven't a clue how they got that way. ;-)
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My Interests

accessorizing, Angelina Jolie, animal rights, animal totems, Argentine tango, art, astrology, astronomy, Audrey Hepburn, BDSM, black, bonfires, burlesque, candles, cats, chocolate, Christmas lights, composing, dance, dogs, fashion design, fitness, French Quarter, friends, fun, Gene Kelly, guitar, horseback riding, ice hockey, Johnny Depp, Junior Mints, laughter, Mardi Gras, Maui, meditation, museums, nutrition, oceanography, Phil Hendrie, Pilates, photography, purple, rain, recovery, red, shoes, singing, spirituality, Stitch, stripping, styling, sunsets, Tarot, theater, Tigger, travel, vegetarianism, Wicca, writing, yoga

I'd like to meet:

Real people, fun people, friends-of-Bill-W. people. Intelligent people, tolerant people, not-friends-of-George-W. people. Book people, movie people, creative and artistic people. Cat people, dog people, I-don't-eat-animals people. Kinky people, sex-positive people, S&M-and-fetish people. Yoga people, spiritual people, clean-'n'-sober-and-recovering people. BPD people, SI people, believe-there-is-hope people. Goofy people, silly people, good-sense-of-humor people.

Music:

Allanis Morisette, Annie Lennox, Billy Joel, Cat Stevens, Disturbed, DLG, Gwen Stefani, Joni Mitchell, Sarah MacLachlan, Sheryl Crow, Tom Petty, Aerosmith. . .basically anything I can feel.

Movies:

American History X, Armageddon, Apollo 13, Batman Begins, Be Cool, Big Daddy, Casablanca, Chicago, Chocolat, Elf, Girl Interrupted, Good Will Hunting, Happy Gilmore, Independence Day, Jurassic Park, Lawrence of Arabia, Less Than Zero, Lilo & Stitch, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Moulin Rouge, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, My Fair Lady, Ocean's 11, Pirates of the Caribbean, Primer, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Seabiscuit, Spun, The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Mummy, The Princess Bride, The Skeleton Key, The Wedding Singer, Tomb Raider, Under the Tuscan Sun, When Harry Met Sally. . .and so so so so so many more.

Television:

CSI, Deadwood, Fawlty Towers, Kids in the Hall, Law & Order (all of them), Without A Trace, Cold Case, NCIS, Medium, Newsradio, Northern Exposure, NYPD Blue, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Rome, Six Feet Under, South Park, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, The Sopranos

Books:

Albert Camus, Alexandre Dumas, Amy Tan, Anne Rice, Brett Easton Ellis, Fannie Flagg, JD Salinger, JRR Tolkien, Michael Crichton, Stephen King, Pauline Reage, Ray Bradbury,

Heroes:

Martin Gerber --- The man can do the splits and stop a puck with his crotch. Do I really need to say any more???

My Blog

Said If Youre Gonna Play The Game, Boy, Ya Gotta Learn To Play It Right

"What is that they say? When life hands you lemons, make lemonade!"That's what my mom said to me over the phone today. I'm sure she meant well. Funny thing is, when Life hands me lemons, I don't wanna...
Posted by ComplicateMe on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:36:00 PST

My Friends Say The Darnedest Things, Part Seven

I was talking to Diva tonight about my idea for a Podcast featuring the two of us ...DIVA: We'll be like The View, only with booze, and more shapely.ME: That's so going on my L.J.A true friend is some...
Posted by ComplicateMe on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:24:00 PST

O ... M ... G

There was a knock on my door this morning and, since I cleaned my place, I actually got up to answer it. I looked through the peep-hole and there stood three maintenance men from my apartment complex....
Posted by ComplicateMe on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:04:00 PST

Cleanliness Is Next To Torture

So, I cleaned my apartment for 10 1/2 hours today, from 2:00 PM 'til 12:30 AM, and the great news is - I'm still not done.I took a couple of breaks to eat, plus a break to go to Home Depot to buy a va...
Posted by ComplicateMe on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:11:00 PST

Just What I Wanted To Come Home To

A "Two-Day Notice of Inspection of Premises".How I love apartment living.Apparently, this is a yearly thing, though I do not remember it happening the last two years I've lived here.I guess this means...
Posted by ComplicateMe on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:19:00 PST

sometimes I say the darnedest things

This little exchange occurred earlier today while trying sweaters on Chai ... because he needs a new sweater for Thanksgiving, of course.****************************ME: He loves getting dressed!... 10...
Posted by ComplicateMe on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:16:00 PST

My Friends Say The Darnedest Things, Part Five

This gem is from a conversation I was having tonight with The Asset, regarding ... compromising social situations, shall we say?****************************THE ASSET: You know you're in trouble when t...
Posted by ComplicateMe on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:09:00 PST

Are You Sure This Is Legal?

I seem to be developing a Flogging Molly addiction.I also seem to be developing a dancing-in-gay-leather-bars addiction.And my addiction to fishnets and boots, particularly when worn with short, tight...
Posted by ComplicateMe on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:06:00 PST

Never Say Never

Never say never, indeed.There are so many things about my life that statement applies to ...I look back on where I'm from,look at the woman I've become,and the strangest things seemsuddenly routine.- ...
Posted by ComplicateMe on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:03:00 PST

Strung Out Much?

I had a dream that I had a threesome with Tony and Carmela. Does this mean I'm watching too much of The Sopranos? I just can't see how there could ever be any such thing as too much. That's like sayin...
Posted by ComplicateMe on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:11:00 PST