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KF

gimmie a short man, so we can share pants

About Me

I go to graduate school at LSU for writing. I teach poetry writing. I tutor three spectacular siblings. I write songs. I share blood with three of my top 8. Can you guess? Some of my days are better than others. I'd like to hold hands at the planetarium. I miss Laura so bad sometimes, my teeth ache.

My Interests

Specific

I'd like to meet:

Gypsies, Pirates, Greasers (don't even try Socials, I'm done with you), Real Redheads, Real Cowboys, Southpaws.

Music:

your band is probably not as good as T-Rex.

Movies:

I like Christopher Guest movies even A Mighty Wind. Anything with Michael Madsen (even Free Willy 2), Wet Hot American Summer, Confederate Goliath, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Magnolia, The Life Aquatic, I also love Tim Burton. Except for when he did that horrible apes movie. I mean come on. I liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake even though I swore to everyone that I wouldn't see it and if I saw it would probably walk out because how could anything compare to the first. Well, it doesn't compare, but it was certainly better. It's ok. All of my opinions are not popular, Brain Candy, Raising Arizona, Barfly, Half Baked, Cannibal The Musical, and I think Boogie Nights is hilarious (which I once watched on HBO with my dad. . . not at all awkward I swear). I like The Memphis Belle because of the planes and pin curls. I like movies where pretty girls smoke. I don't like Garden State. Or Punch Drunk Love. . go ahead and throw rocks.

Television:

The Following Shows Need New Seasons: Home Movies, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Thundercats, A Different World (I love you, Whitley Gilbert).

Books:

ANYTHING C. Bukowski, ee Cummings, M. Chabon, JD Salinger, T. Robbins, Sarah Messer, Brad Land, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Sideways Stories of Wayside School, Boy, Sidhartha, A. Sexton, S. Olds, K. Addonizio, D. Duhamel, Rapscallion Jones, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Dog Heaven, Boy's Life, 1984, The Giver, Ramona Quimby, Age 8, Superfudge, Freckle Juice, 100 Years of Solitude, who doesn't love Catcher in the Rye, I mean I already said JD Salinger, but this needs separate mention, am I cliche? From the Mixed up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, Trout Fishing in America, Still Life With Woodpecker, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Andrei Codrescu (on the radio and on paper) comic books- old Marvel, Optic Nerve, Milk and Cheese, Jimmy Corrigan, The Smartest Kid on Earth, Crumb (he has illustrated some bukowski= heaven). OK OK OK- Yes- Harry Potter- what? At this point, I'm invested in his education for another year or two. I also like reading letters from my grandfather. Sometimes he draws pictures.

Heroes:

Beast- he's nerd hot and hairy like I like it.

My Blog

sick as a fish

I have changed the term 'sick as a dog' to 'sick as a fish' because my dog is fine while my fish is not. I have a big fat black. . . (see the previous elipses are to make you think I am going to say ...
Posted by KF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Squalor

So, today is the day I have to clean my room. For those of you who are tidy and blessed (yes blessed) with obsessive compulsive disorder, please read no further as you won't understand any of this. ...
Posted by KF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST