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OB 1 Jarobi

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Well i was found in a dumpster at the tender age of twelve than I wrote a book on how to punch dwarves without hurting your fist. Several hours later i became the bear wrestling champion of Honduras.I traveled to the moon in a spaceship made of toothpicks and hair clippings .I almost solved the hunger problem in Africa but the night before i was playeing jump rope with my limbless neighbors so i was to tired to help my fellow sand warriors with there starvation problem.REMEMBER spay and nuetor your pets.

My Interests

My intrests are anything interesting,like elbow smashing midgets.

I'd like to meet:

Yoda

Music:

music lets c i listen to a lot of older stuff like death voivod possessed kreator sodom desruction of course slayer old and new also the accussed cryptic slaughter violence excell beowulf suicidal testament m.o.d. pantera dead horse agoraphobic nosebleed human remains napalm death pestilence devastation cancer morbid angel kiss it goodbye intent to injure carnivore the list goes on but you get the jist

Movies:

I enjoy 70's & 80,s zombie and cannibal movies like zombie,dawn&day of the dead the beyond,I drink your blood,children shouldnt play with dead things also stuff like street trash,the mutilator,canniball apocalypse,demons 1&2,bloodfeast,blood dinner,murder at the manchester morgue,the beyond ,reanimator etc...also comedies cheech and chong movies night patrol, all sorts of things man bites dog,event horizon,they call me bruce and so on and so on and....

Television:

simpsons aqua teen space ghost coast to coast MST3K malcom in the middle.king of queens house oh ya family guy rder=1bordercolor=#efefef ..top align=center Survey
Name: Eric(the bringer of woodticks) Rose
Birthday: sometime after christmas
Birthplace: Porta Prince
Current Location: New Bedfurd
Eye Color: neon placenta
Hair Color: abstract monkey vagina
Height: 8'-13"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: portugese and irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: giant spiders and midget porn with baby elaphants
Your Fear: money and happyness
Your Perfect Pizza: ling and pepporonni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kill a pigeon with my mind
Thoughts First Waking Up: should i call in sick
Your Best Physical Feature: my unibrow
Your Bedtime: varies depending on my contractions
Your Most Missed Memory: sticking a firecracker in my p hole
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys beeotch!!!!
Single or Group Dates: single
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: dam right on my way to meet Jebus
Do you Swear: go fuck yourself you cock swillin shit slapper(no never)
Do you Sing: like a angel
Do you Shower Daily: yes I may look like a filthy hippy but i always shower
Have you Been in Love: yes even as i type this
Do you want to go to College: only if im greezy
Do you want to get Married: I pleed the 5th
Do you belive in yourself: i guess so
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: the sexiest bitch on gods green planet
Are you a Health Freak: o yeah the healthiest sexiest bitch on the planet
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: lovem
Do you play an Instrument: yes pan flute geetar and drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no me no drink
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what pickle? no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I wish
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no i just beet my children
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:&..39;
In the past month have you been on Stage: stage 3 ball smasher
In the past month have you been Dumped: shit on or by a woman?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only the heart of Ping Pong (thats my neighbors wife)their Korean
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: every day
Ever been Beaten up: I do the ass kicking i am all that is man!!!
Ever Shoplifted: no I love jesus
How do you want to Die: a buttnaked 400 year old vampire trillionair or a herion overdose
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dislexic she male evaporator
What country would you most like to Visit: good question
Best Clothing Style: welfare style
Number of CDs I own: a couple hundred
Number of Piercings: 12 billion
Number of Tattoos: 13 zillion
Number of things in my Past I Regret: itinput type=

Books:

im more into magazinez like penny blood.rue morgue.s.o.d. the pit fangoria,shock cinema,the darkside and whatever seems to look interresting

Heroes:

my hereos are many well first there is Manny Lingucia,our lord and saviour eggplant jones,baby jesus ,voltron and the man himself momo