Deeper Thoughts |
So I saw an old episode of snl and realized that i am totally capable of writing deep thoughts. Jack Handey took my job.- If I had to invest my money in stocks I would put all of it in Kleenex. As lon...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:55:00 PST |
Violation |
So a couple of hours ago I had dinner at Dressler in Williamsburg. My brother let me borrow the car and i was good to go. I thought it would be rude to bring my phone and blackberry into the restauran...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST |
NAAAAAAACCHHHOOOO |
Nacho Libre
Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, play volleyball... Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:36:00 PST |
Awkwardness |
There was a bombing in Mumbai yesterday, killing hundreds. My coworker comes up to me and asks me if I have heard. I said yes. He then asks me for the date. I tentatively say Tuesday, July 11th. He sa...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:01:00 PST |
stuff |
Things overheard this weekend
- I want to hit you up like snowstorm, I can give you 8-10 inches and keep you home for 3 days
- What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you are ...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:14:00 PST |
"Supes" |
Superman Returns was delightful. Yeah he is a fictitious character in tight tights, but he is still awesome. As a lad, I remember loving everything about Supes (that's what the cool kids called him)....
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:16:00 PST |
the vacay and thoughts of hold em 101 |
jaesavalasjacktriple crownjones beachxbox 360lake house battlessoftballbcjackredd'sbarcadedig dugunion pooljacklots of bbqs in a couple of hoursfireworks pendingI was given a hand in a game of hold em...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 02:22:00 PST |
Conan is awesome |
Commencement Speech to the Havard Class of 2000by Conan O'BrienI'd like to thank the Class Marshals for inviting me here today. The last time I was invited to Harvard it cost me $110,000, so you'll fo...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:16:00 PST |
