My name is Mary Jane ((M.j)), for a very VERY few I go by Shelly. I like to party,play the bass,and listen to music...I'm not one of those superficial chicks,I hate Drama, I'm mad wacky, straight forward, sacrastic, with like a mad wierd valley lingo, yo..(for real)
I believe none of what I hear and half of what I see, my life style is illegal in 13 states (hahah) Way into Guns and Ammo (ex-owner of Ammo shop),tend to lean a little towards the right. I LOVE the beach, and any thing that has to do with the beach...typical valley girl born and raised.. I AM the biggest spaz there is, but have conversations with some depth involved, trust me I really am paying attention, just get me out of my interesting farrago of thoughts and... :)
I enjoy working, my current job makes me finacially and emotional stable, I love my boss, my guys, and the rest of our family. Really it's kinda like a wierd soap opera everday, gotta love working for a small business!
I'm somewhat of a tomboy, hippy, mountain woman-valley girl ((imagine that lol))I'm "petite" 5'5, 105lbs, green eyes, hair color never the same..... some call me a MILF other say i'm cheating, I love my son, the coolest person in the world, even though i'm only a "part-time" mother ((that means his daddy has custody of him, for all you inquisitive minds))...
Batting cages every week is a MUST...I love/hate hate HATE to smoke ciggaretts, I enjoy a nice party and getting pickled, and have been known to be very social, I can get along with pretty much anyone unless you talk to fast, or smell funny...I enjoy any climate that i'm in, I love mosh pits, hard, fast music, working on sound equipment, and have a wierd obbsession with Hentai.
I'm always on time, hate people who feed me a bunch of B.S and can't be themselves, or people who are never on time. Motorcycles are one of my passions, I love to ride em, work on em, ride on em, listen to them, I love them! I love to learn so if there is anything you can teach me i'm more than happy to listen, I hate sitting around and wasting time, unless i'm in chill mode, only half the lies I tell are true, the biggest oxymoron you'll ever meet ...I am the AMAZING Blunder Girl.
