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Jennifer

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta

About Me

I find it patently ridiculous that i'm in my thirties and an attorney, because despite those factors, I've managed to maintain an approximate maturity level that hovers somewhere around 14. For that I'd like to thank the tabloids, E!, and Britney Spears, for being so awesome and taking up free time that could have been devoted to learning something valuable or making important life decisions. I would also like to thank poop jokes, for they continue to rule, and my friends, who are truly deranged. They also rule.

My Interests

hating the Bush administration, Brangelina, the tragic passing of Anna Nicole, champagne, my cats (Alfonzo Clarence and The Weez), really anything about celebrities, especially if they are scientologists or are into Kabbalah, or are Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. I also really like TV, and my friends and family. And I love my husband, Garth, who is awesome and hilarious and the best thing that's ever happened to me. Even better than when I rode a train with Larry from Three's Company.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. T. I think we'd cut right through the jibba-jabba and together would pity many fools.

Music:

lately: Rogue Wave, Beirut, M.I.A., The Weepies, Rilo Kiley, The Pierces, Mika. always: Nina Simone, Bruce Springsteen, Jeff Buckley, gangsta rap and bad pop music

Movies:

Rushmore, Grosse Pointe Blank, Ghost World, Office Space, Coming to America, The Big Lebowski, American Splendor, The Muppets Take Manhattan, This is Spinal Tap, The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Goonies, Lord of the Rings trilogy, the entire Star Wars franchise. And I'll freely admit my lifelong love of Footloose.

Television:

30 Rock, Arrested Development, Gossip Girl, Heroes, Lost, The Office, Project Runway, American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Jeopardy, Daily Show, Buffy reruns, Degrassi The Next Generation, 90210 (I prefer the Brenda years) Chappelle's Show, Iron Chef, Sabado Gigante

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, The Great Gatsby, Of Human Bondage (or really anything by Maugham), the Harry Potter series, and anything by Tom Wolfe, Larry McMurtry, John Irving or John Updike

Heroes:

Mr. T, Godzilla, Chewbacca, The Pussycat Dolls