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Comicallyhip

Son, you got a panty on your head.

About Me

I have an unnaturally long head, some may even categorize it as good n' plenty-esque. I don't look my age, which is fortuitous because I don't act it either. I make entirely too much money for the amount of work I do, but despite my conscience pangs I realize that's economics in the big city. I'd love to save the world, but frankly it wants no part of being saved so I shall leave it to its own devices and tell it to have a coke and a smile and stfu. I also am entirely full of shit most of the time, so disregard the above diatribe.

My Interests

Shoe mirrors, posing as 12 year old girls to entrap Dept. of Homeland Security Officials, ritual scrotum shaving,

I'd like to meet:

The Man. I'd like to ask him why he's always trying to keep people down, and how one, as the Man, decides on proper footwear and automobile purchases.

Music:

Afghan Whigs, The National, The Tragically Hip, Radiohead, Buffalo Tom, Earth Wind&Fire, Stevie Wonder, New Order, Bauhaus, Sebadoh, Gang of Four, Bettie Serveert, The Reputation,

Movies:

Raising Arizona, Office Space, Kicking And Screaming (not the goddamn Will Ferrell one), Roadhouse, SlapShot, Eight Men Out, Coming To America

Television:

Scrubs, any college basketball, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy and Meet The Press

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Look Homeward Angel, Franny & Zooey, Fortress of Solitude, Semi-Tough, Life Its Ownself

Heroes:

H.I. McDonough, JD Salinger, John Irving, Max Fischer